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NOT MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL XXX

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Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Will Ryder

Starring: Ally Ann, Angelina Armani, Ashlyn Rae, Britney Stevens, Cindy Jones, Delila Darling, Eric John, Evan Stone, Jaelyn Fox, Jessica Bangkok, Kris Slater, Lela Star, Mai Ly, Sarah Vandela, Scott Lyons, Sophie Dee, Tatum Pierce, Topanga Fox, Yurizan Beltran

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Are you ready for some football? At least, in the porn kind of way. I thought so. Will Ryder has set his sights on the football tradition called Monday Night Football. His talent and creative genius on making parodies to America's most beloved television shows has made him one of the industry's best directors. Even though Monday Night Football is not a typical sitcom, he still creates a winner and a movie that will be seen over and over again.

Kris Slater is grilling some food when four Green Bay hotties join him. The fine looking foursome are Ashlyn Rae, Cindy Jones, Tatum Pierce, and Britney Stevens. These horny ladies put the moves on the fellow. After some kissing and caressing, the ladies handle his cock very well. When some of them were not focused on his manhood, they were getting some female bonding experience. The women do a very good job in a very crowded scene. Each one shows nice enthusiasm during their sexual time with Kris. They also do a sweet job during the woman on woman activities. At the end, the satisfied guy unloads his man juice all over their faces.

After their interview, Layla Rivera, Delilah Darling, Jaelyn Fox, and Amia Miley have their way with Eric John in the locker room. There is plenty of cocksucking and pussyeating. The ladies are very vocal especially when they cheer on their teammates. Dildos come out for the women who are not fucking Eric so that they can continue their charged up sexual urges until their time with the guy comes. The screwing moments are good and the enthusiastic cheerleaders do not disappoint one bit. They place swell effort during the entire scene. Then, he shoots his load at their pretty faces.

Gorgeous Sarah Vandella is interviewing head referee Scotty Lyons. Afterwards, she takes very good care of his cock with her talented mouth. She deep throats him extremely well. Meanwhile, Jessica Bangkok, Topanga Foxx, and Ally Ann are playing with each other. Later, Sarah goes pussy eating on several of the women while the guy has his way with the other ladies. He tastes their pussy juices and fucks them nicely. Sarah and Jessica are the standouts. It's too bad that once again there were too many women for one guy.

Lela Star, Yurizan Beltran, Mai Ly, and Alyssa Reece are watching the game in the living room. The bored ladies try something different when Yurizan suggests that they should screw each other. Soon, they pair off with Lela and Alyssa as one couple and Yurizan and Mai as the other. Some kissing and titty play occur. The womens' passion fruits are eaten nicely by their gal pals. The energy level and sexual heat among the quartet of cuties is super. Some good strap-on action is shown too.

Angelina Armani is so happy and wants to thank Evan Stone for everything that he has done for her. She kisses him and sucks his dick with good passion. Then, she rides his face a while before some nice looking cock riding occurs. The intensity level increases. Next, the fuck from behind moments are hot and amazing. Angelina wants him so badly. Her dirty talk is incredible. Finally, he cums on her face.

This movie is a winner. The group of lovely ladies are hot. Sarah Vandella is the standout. Angelina Armani deserves much credit for her work with Evan Stone. They definitely have the best one-on-one chemistry in the movie. The screenplay also needs to be singled out for it's creativity. I can watch his movie many more times.

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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes 1 | behind the scenes 2 | bonus behind the scenes | slideshow | trailers | digitally mastered | chapter index | playable worldwide


Running Time: 132 minutes | Production Date: 07-22-2009

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1057 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2010-01-01


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