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VINCE VOUYER\'S FEED THE MODELS

-from Vince Vouyer Unleashed

Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Vince Vouyer

Starring: Aletta Ocean, Alexa Nicole, Asa Akira, Janet Mason, Jennifer White

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The action pretty much starts right up in Vince Vouyer's Don't Feed The Models as Asian superstar Asa Akira (pink bra, leopard skin shirt) gets picked up off the street by two dudes with large penises'. Apparently, man meat is Asa's favorite meal because the camera cuts right to her sucking off her new friends without any tease segment of any kind. The mini suckathon goes on for a number of minutes before it turns into the standard "fuck me, while I suck off your friend" route that every other threesome features. So, don't expect anything over the top happening here or even anal. However, Asa does look incredible and has great energy throughout the scene. Her blow job skills are definitely the highlight of the segment. In the end she receives two protein shakes for her efforts. A decent opener but could have been better with maybe a little strip tease at the beginning or more creative shagging.

Janet Mason, a super hot milf, starts her double billing on the DVD with a nice little POV based scene that has her paired with our director. This time Vince allows us to relax a little with the performer before he ravages her as Janet shows us what she has to offer. It turns out, this woman still has an ass and pair of tits to die for after all these years! Yep, she is still top notch Grade A meat. She hasn't lost her skills in the sack either. I loved the blow job(wish it was longer) but the sex should be your main focus as Vince actually does a good job capturing it. The reverse cowgirl and doggy really showed off Janet at her best. I can't imagine you skipping over this one!

Janet returns immediately with Ginger Babi as a mother/daughter team both dressed in nurse outfits to serve a number of horny guys for a strictly blow bang segment. Honestly, this one didn't do much for me. Sure, Janet is great at sucking and talking dirty but I wasn't at all attracted to Ginger and quite frankly, it was pretty boring to watch. There's nothing going on that held my attention.

Brunette hottie Alexa Nicole takes up the next spot with another suckathon. She takes on the two dudes who banged Asa Akira in the opener but they get worked on separately. One dude does get to bang her in a one/off doggy style position on the stairs but other than that it's all blowing. Not bad because Alexa could probably out suck ninety percent of the girls in porno but it would have been nice to see her get laid. Oh well, it's still worth a watch or two.

Fetish model Sonya Sage continues the all oral theme for the third scene in a row by snacking on two dorks in all leather gear. Sonya also sports leather along with some fishnets, collar and over the top makeup. If you enjoy watching tons of deepthroating accompanied by lots of spit, this gorgeous brunette is the girl for you. Hot damn, this babe can pound that throat! My only complaint is that she never undresses out of her outfit. It looked as though her rack was begging to come out. The cameraman does an adequate job at covering all the angles but in the future I definitely wouldn't mind seeing Sonya do a POV styled blow job.

The sex returns for the final two scenes of the disc with Kenna Kane participating in a one on one bangin' followed by cover girl Aletta Ocean DP'ing it up for the finale. Both are worth a wanking or two but if I had to choose one I'd have to go with Aletta for obvious reasons. I'm not even into the whole two dudes on one chick thing but lets face it, Miss Ocean is freakin' perfect. Expect all the usual dirtiness from her too. That accent will never get old! I just wish we got see her parade around in that barely there thong for more than two seconds.

Overall, worth a pick up. It's not perfect but I wouldn't be disappointed spending two bucks on it for a rental.

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DVD Features Include: shot in hd | pov alley | photo gallery | cumshot recap | behind the scenes | trailers | playable worldwide


Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 11-11-2009

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 413 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2011-04-21


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