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MY IDEAL WORLD

-from Bluebird Films

Rancho Rating: ***
Director: Uncredited

Starring: Angelina Ash, Jenna Presley, Jessica Lynn, Kerry Louise, Krissy Lynn, natasha nice, nikki benz, Phoenix Marie, riley evans, Shawna Lenee, Tanya James, Veronica Rayne

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My Ideal World is pretty simple in terms of plot. It’s also disappointing in terms of male talent. Peter Lee is the only guy that’s doin’ the lovely ladies in each of these group sex scenes. Except for one instance where he gets three girls, Peter Lee gets two pussies each time around. The scenarios are varied, but start off with Lee basically saying the exact same line, “You know, in an ideal world, I’d be able to walk up to these girls and they’d let me fuck them.” Yeah, right.

One thing that’s different about My Ideal World is the lack of a visual where Peter’s face goes. It’s like the guy’s trying to maintain his anonymity (or hide an ugly face) the whole time. Either that, or they were hoping to make us forget that it’s consistently the same guy getting laid. The latter is an impossibility since Lee has a voice that’s easily distinguishable. He sounds like quite the dork and actually has the lines to match the goofy personality. What makes him even less likeable is his inability to rise to the occasion when it comes time for the money shots. Once you see the first of his consistently weak loads, you’ve seen them all.

If you’re into watching girls get their pussies eaten by a man, that’s not happenin’ here. Although Peter does suck away at puss, you’re not really allowed to see his face as he gets his fill. Yet another issue with this release is the outfits on these girls. The girls never fully expose themselves. For me, that’s a downer if a girls wearing more than skimpy lingerie. I like to be able to assess the bods on the chicks that I’m seeing and although there times where some of these girls are very scantily clad, there are just as many times where they’d be better off nude.

The first scene is set in a bar and features Jessica Lynn and Veronica Rayne. Veronica outshines Jessica pretty easily in this one. Her blows are deeper and, despite seeming less than sincere, she brings more energy to the sex. The chemistry between all three is poor. This is a forgettable scene, but the second pair of chicks is much more likeable.

Riley Evans and Angelina Ash have large, lovely racks that both appear legit. They’re reading from a naughty romance novel that gets them all hot and horny. After they’ve made out and fondled one another, Lee interrupts them. The sex is decent and includes a nice bit of positioning when Riley gets into cowgirl and Angelina sits on Lee’s face. Again, you don’t actually get to see him eating her puss, but he’s still in an enviable, and good looking, situation.

Drunken sluts at a rock concert are somewhat commonplace. Shawna Lenee and Natasha Nice fit the role nicely. They get backstage and into a dressing room, where they hope to find and fuck the lead singer of the band. Instead, they get Peter Lee. Considering how much energy both girls bring to the oral, it’s disappointingly brief. In terms of enthusiasm, the sex is pretty good here. If you’re into usage of props, the girls both get fucked while wearing an electric guitar.

The fourth scene is the one where, not two, but three girls are subjected to a dicking from Mr. Lee. Krissy Lynn, England’s own Kerry Louise, and a longhaired, big breasted blonde all play strippers. It’s a shame that the last lady goes unaccredited, ‘cause she’s just as good a performer as Kerry and Krissy. Having done a little dancing, the girls give Lee some head. This is the best scene of the entire movie because of the interaction and work-rate from the ladies. None of the participants seem lazy and the girls do a nice job of using toys on one another and/or eating pussy whenever Lee is tapping away at his gal of choice.

Jenna Presley and Nikki Benz are being photographed by Lee when he decides to get out from behind the lens. Once he gets blown, there’s plenty of deepness from both girls. Nikki doesn’t hesitate to spit on his cock for an added measure of sloppiness. The strength of this scene isn’t the sex, which is fair throughout, but the pussy-to-mouth action. Both girls seem very eager to sample pussy juice.

Like the second scene, the last has two big breasted blondes in Phoenix Marie and Tanya James. They both play naughty schoolgirls that are into stealing cars. Phoenix is pissed at Tanya for lifting a jalopy, but has her make up for it with some puss eating. Peter Lee happens upon the two and is soon tapping away at Phoenix’s puss from behind. These girls don’t just look good together, they play well with one another, too. Their oral is stellar, with both girls going balls deep throughout.

The Jack Dup Verdict - No question, there are some hot and well-known chicks on this release. If you like big racks and group sex, you can’t really go wrong with any of these ladies. But there’s a problem where the male presence goes. On top of the fact that he’s in every single scene, I find it really hard to get into Peter Lee’s goofy personality. It also doesn’t help that he’s clearly out of shape and a somewhat hairy beast to boot. If Bluebird had mixed up the male talent, I think I’d have enjoyed this more. I don’t doubt that the ladies would’ve been able to say the same.

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DVD Features Include: shot in hd | widescreen format | photo gallery | pop shots | scene select | playable worldwide


Running Time: 162 minutes | Production Date: 03-18-2009

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1277 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2010-05-27


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