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IN ANAL SLUTS WE TRUST

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Rancho Rating: *****
Director: Chris Rolie

Starring: Anastacia, Candy Strong, Cindy Dollar, Katy Parker, Katy Sweet, Patricia Parisch, stephanie sierra

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On more than one occasion, Chris Rolie refers to Anastacia as a “stupid bitch.” Why he does this is beyond me, but it can’t be because of her looks. Her natural tits have got some girth and her face isn’t half bad. There’s a lot of tit play prior to the blowjob for Ramon Lee. He seems to struggle with maintaining an erection while getting sucked off. The sex is entirely anal and Anastacia throws in the occasional ATM blowjob. The ending is quite likeable in that it’s somewhat different. Ramon cums all over her neck as a result of a big-time tit fuck.

Whereas Chris had a lot to say in the last scene, he doesn’t utter a word in this one. Candy Strong’s tits may be fake, but they’re as well done as they come. No massive gap here, just beautifully plump and round fakies. She shows them and the rest of her bod off before approaching Sabby, who’s seated in a chair with a blindfold on. Her blowing is highly likeable in that’s deep. This guy laps up her pussy as if it were the last he’ll ever get. After that, they have vaginal sex that includes a particularly great bit of riding from Candy. The anal takes place in doggy and reverse cowgirl. There’s a little ATM after the last position. Then, Sabby fires a decent load into Candy’s mouth. At the end, we get some extreme close-ups of this girls asshole and pussy.

The first of two group sex scenes features Patricia Parisch, Mugur and Nick Lang. She’s definitely not the hottest girl you’ll see, as she’s somewhat chubby, with a less than stellar face. Some play with a butt-plug is followed by mostly boring blowjobs for the guys. Patricia livens up when the guys enter her ass. She really wails loudly, as if she’s in a bit of pain from the pounding her ass is taking. ATM isn’t an issue for this girl, nor is double penetration. If it weren’t for the latter, pussy fucking would likely be nonexistent. The cumshots are quite nice. Patricia opens her mouth, really wide, and the guys come directly into it. She swallows it on down and this fuck toy is outta there.

Another group scene this time, but with two gals and one guy. Choky Ice gets to work over Cindy Dollar and Katy Sweet. And he truly does work them over. The girls begin with some lez love. Then, Choky comes in and starts with Cindy’s pussy. He seems to spend more time fucking her holes than Katy’s, but I don’t blame him at all. Cindy is clearly the hotter of the two. Katy’s no slouch, though. Her face is repeatedly subjected to some hard fucking from Choky. She’s forced to gag more than a couple times and can barely seem to stand his thrusting. There’s plenty of ATM for both girls before Choky comes straight into Cindy’s mouth. She swaps the load with Katy and Chris tells her to swallow. She does so and opens wide. Chris isn’t happy with her drinking and says, “There’s still some sperm. Swallow!” She does as he commands, the girls do a little kissing and this one’s done. Choky really carried the action in this one. He brought loads of crazed energy and filth, making him one of the best performers in the entire flick.

Now we’ve a girl that, at thirty-two years of age, is still looking hot. Katy Parker has great, big tits. She seems very much in control of the scene, as she takes on Nick Lang. Her blowing could use some more depth. During the sex, she comes off as being quite the horny lady. While on top, this is particularly clear. Aside from anal in reverse cowgirl and spoon, she’s willing to taste her own ass juice. They didn’t forget to include some pussy action, which keeps me extra happy. The cumshot, in her mouth isn’t bad and she swallows the seed. Katy was very much in control here.

Last, it’s the youngest lady of the lot. Stephanie Sierra is paired with Lauro Giotto in a POV scene. She says she’s only eighteen and, judging by her body, it’s believable. There’s some fingering that’s followed by an amateurish blowjob. She doesn’t deep throat unless Lauro forces the issue. Some vaginal sex in both cowgirls is followed anal in the very same positions. There’s also anal in doggy and missionary. We also get to see some very big gapes of her asshole and pussy in the latter position. The cumshot to her face is good. Lauro inadvertently gets some in her eye. She handles it like a trooper. Lauro endears himself by apologizing and complimenting her on her performance.

I picked this one out more because I wanted to see Cindy Dollar and Candy Strong than an anal love fest. That said, I wasn’t disappointed with what I got. There’s plenty of filth here and I’d pick this up if I were more fond of ass than pussy. Not all the girls are smoking’ hot, but they still turn in excellent performances. If there’s one thing you can trust about this one, it’s that the girls really are anal sluts.

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Running Time: 197 minutes | Production Date: 02-08-2010

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1413 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2010-09-08


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