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"Blow Job Face" is a flick for the dudes who want nothing but to watch pretty girls slobbering on porn dick for hours at a time. Yep, this DVD features seven starlets deep throating, sucking balls, jerking, rimming and anything else you can think of in the oral department for a grand total of 165 minutes. If that's something you might be interested in, Vince Voyeur has brought you quite the gem. Obviously, the scenes don't differ much from each other but I don't think that really matters to you when it comes to this kind of smut. Let's get into it.
So, what can you expect when you put this bad boy into your DVD player? Well, for one thing, prepare yourself for one sloppy mess. These girls aren't shy about their makeup running or having any class as they drool about a gallon or so of spit while cramming down on man meat. They are all about being as dirty as possible to turn their man/men on enough to swallow their prize. That's about it. There's no sex or really an over abundant amount of nudity(except for the dudes obviously). Besides some titty or an occasional glimpse of some vag, you get a nice view from the neck up. It's all about oral lovin'. Most of the ladies take on two flesh rods at a time but Christina Skye is the payday winner by having an extra schlong thrown in for good measure. Surprised huh? I too prepared myself for this to be one of those porno's where it's a full on gang bang with ten eager males circled around a scared girl who's attempt at pissing off her parents went terribly wrong. Nope, three is the max and I for one wasn't disappointed. Truthfully, I'm more than happy with a one on one POV blow job but then again, I'm old fashioned. *shrugs shoulders*
Like I said, the segments are almost identical to each other. To start it off, they tell us how good they are with their mouths before showing off their bodies and then its suck sucky time. Pretty simple formula but Vince presents it in a professional way to keep things interesting. I was a bit miffed by Sadie West keeping things relatively sane for her finale by only handling one long swordsman. Here I thought she would be the crazy one of the group and suck off the west side of Hollywood but nope, the sexy brunette took it easy for the day. Juelz Ventura also pulls that bullshit.
Pick it up. It wasn't my kind of thing at all but its not hard to tell that "Blow Job Face" is a quality flick that will have you crazy people pumping away for many lonely nights.
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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | cumshot recap | photo gallery | shot in hd, | trailers
Running Time: 165 minutes | Production Date: 06-14-2010
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DATE POSTED: 2011-07-13