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HUNDRED DOLLAR WHORES

-from Pink Lotus

Rancho Rating: **
Director: Uncredited

Starring: Black Diamond, Catrina, Evet, Sally

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Although the title implies that there’s at least a little bit of a premise, that’s not the case with Hundred Dollar Whores. This is just a compilation of old scenes with some decent looking Europeans. The first of them is Catrina, a blonde with perky tits. She gets things kind of sloppy while giving a blowjob that focuses on the head. Catrina gets some oral before they have sex in doggy, spoon and missionary. She brings things to a close by saying, “I want drinking your hot cum.” No, English isn’t a strength for this girl, but she does like to throw the F-word around. She gets some cum to the mouth and cheek, then provides a clean-off.

Even though she’s credited as Beth, anyone well versed in Eurobabes will recognize this next girl as Black Diamond. She starts by blowing her muscular partner, but not in an impressive manner. They have sex, in a bed, in both cowgirls, doggy, missionary and spoon. When the guy cums directly in her mouth, it’s clear that she won’t have any part of swallowing even the slightest amount. She spits out the spunk immediately, yet is still willing to clean off the dick.

Evet’s got a MILF vibe to her. She blows a guy, with a fair amount of deepness, while he’s seated on a counter. She doesn’t hesitate to jack the dude off or spit on the schlong. He eats and fingers both her holes and there are some good close-ups as he does this. The sex is entirely anal, which sucks in my book. Why not take advantage of all three holes? He comes in a cup and she drinks it on down.

Black Diamond is back at it again, but with two guys this time. They tend to her lovely breasts before she gives them a less-than-good double blowjob. During all three positions (doggy, spoon and reverse cowgirl) she sucks whichever guy is awaiting entry to her puss. The guys jack themselves off on her chin and in her mouth. She spits out what she can, then makes sure their dicks aren’t too sticky.

The last scene includes the same girl from the first scene and a brunette with small tits, named Sally. The girls fondle each other before heading over to a guy who’s seated in a chair. Sally sucks with more skill than Catrina by taking dick deep down her throat. Lez eating and dildoing follow this. Now it’s the guy’s turn. He fucks both girls in doggy, and the way the girls position themselves in 69 also allows for more of the same. There’s a cumshot on Catrina’s face, but she gets enough in her mouth to spit it onto Sally.

Since I’d never seen anything from Pink Lotus, I was eager to watch Hundred Dollar Whores. Turns out that this is nothing more that sub par Europorn. There are no subchapters and the bonus features are lousy. The footage is old and although I love the looks of Black Diamond, she didn’t blow me away with these performances. Same goes for the other girls. They’re cute enough, but none of them rock the cocks. This is one to avoid.

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DVD Features Include: photo gallery


Running Time: 131 minutes | Production Date: 10-08-2004

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 709 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2010-09-06


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