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SEX CRAZED SLUTS

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Rancho Rating: **

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The girls in this movie are all of European descent. In addition, they tend to start off dressed in hospital gowns. The first of them is a hottie that’s better known as Amanda, but she’s credited as Amy. She gets fondled and fingered, then gives some weak oral. Amanda follows this by fucking herself with a dildo while her partner looks on. He takes to her puss in doggy and reverse cowgirl. Her ass is tapped in spoon, and then he returns to her vagina for some more doggy. While in this last position, he also fucks her ass with a small toy. The cumshot to her face is good and the cleaning isn’t half bad.

Another patient by the name of Jenny gets her pussy eaten and fingered. This cute blonde quickly strokes her man’s cock while sucking away at the head. Just like Amanda, both her cooch and ass get filled. She has vaginal sex in doggy, missionary and reverse cowgirl. The anal takes place in missionary. She jacks the guy off on her tongue and although she doesn’t get much out of him, her chin is left with covered with thick gobs of cum.

The plainest girl of them all is Claudia. She’s in a tub and getting soaped up by a guy. He works his way down to her nether regions and this leads to a less than exciting blowjob. The dude then fingers each of her holes before fucking her puss in reverse cowgirl and from behind while she stands upright. Her ass is pumped in spoon and then he pulls out of it so he can pop onto her asshole. He misses the mark, but she displays her ass for the camera anyway.

The biggest breasts featured belong to Candy. She drags another male patient into a room and demands that he eat her out. He does so and gets a few fingers in to boot. Strangely, another guy comes in, tells him to get lost and takes over with the oral. With that done, he fucks Candy’s pussy in two positions: missionary and doggy. She blows him a bit more and he gives her a decent money-shot to the face.

The last chick is easily recognizable as Simony Diamond, but she’s credited as Allie. This is a younger and thus less worn Simony and she looks excellent. Two male patients have her at their disposal. One starts by eating and fingering while the other gets a blowjob. Eventually, the guy eating her puss decides he wants to get his dick sucked and Simony does the double. She gets fucked in missionary, doggy and spoon. All the while, she blows whoever isn’t busy with her puss. The first load to her mouth is good. The second guy seems to struggle, but eventually fires off a decent load to Simony’s chest.

The Jack Dup Verdict - As much as I love my Eurobabes, these ones weren’t that exciting. It is very rare that they run the fuck. Instead, the guys pretty much own the girls. Some more assertiveness from the ladies would be great. The oral is also in need of significant improvements. There’s really nothing that makes these girls seem at all “sex crazed.” Three of them do a little bit of anal, but it doesn’t come off as filthy. The picture quality in this movie is below average, but the addition of a lot of close-ups makes up for it. The bonus features are virtually nonexistent. All you get is a slideshow. It also sucks that there aren’t any subchapters for each scene. Clearly, this is not a good release for the Euro lovers.

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Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 409 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2011-01-22


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