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SHE\'S ASSTASTIC

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Rancho Rating: ****

Starring: Aletta Ocean, bobbi starr, Brandi Edwards, Loona Luxx, Madison Parker, Mark Ashley, Michael Stefano, Rebeca Linares, Simony Diamond

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If you’re like me, you like your women to be more than fantastic, they got to be ASSTASTIC! Like a superhero coming to suck your cock dry, these asses are hungry for man-meat. Sit back, grab some lube, and get ready to rub one out.

This DVD set features two discs jam-packed with over 5 hours and 40 mins of hot anal action. There are 11 girls who all get their shit shoved by huge dicks. Though most of the scenes are from other movies, there is one new scene featuring Amy Ried. Amy and the other girls are A-list stars who have flawless bodies, perky tits, and very fuckable asses.

One chick’s ass was so big and tight that it was grasping onto the guy’s huge dick. They had to pull her ass cheeks apart to get that monster dick in her hole. It’s so hot to see these babes squat down between a guys legs and get their holes used until they get coated in cum. Most of the cum shots were either on the tits, breasts, or ass, but one shot in particular gets an asshole filled with cum.

All of the scenes except for the very last one were filmed and lit well. The last scene was meant to be in a darker environment but the filming wasn’t adjusted and the picture was grainy. It’s not that major but it was a noticeable difference from the other well lit scenes. The only negative thing I could say is that the sex is very formulaic, as it is with most of these types of films. They got the positions, camera angles, and timing down to a science. But then again, if it works, why change it? I’m giving the DVD 4 out of 5 stars and recommend it to those who like seeing A-list stars get but cocks up their asses.

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DVD Features Include: two disc set | photo gallery | chapter index | full motion menus | pick your pleasure | trailers | playable worldwide


Running Time: 348 minutes

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 585 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2011-06-21


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