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MENAGE - ART OF THE THREESOME

-from Pink Lotus

Rancho Rating: ***
Director: Vincenzo Piano

Starring: Darryl Hanah, Hollie Stevens, Jada Fire, kissy kapri, Lana Davis, Nautica Thorn, Rikki White, Ryder Skye, Trina Michaels

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The first scene features Darryl Hanah, Lana Davis, and a guy simply credited as Chris. Lana starts by eating and fingering Darryl. When that’s done, she shows that she’s got some deep throating ability, but not often enough. As for Darryl’s oral, she focuses on the head. Both girls take a ride in reverse cowgirl. Chris then stacks them up in doggy, but doesn’t switch between them too much. Lana ends it by jacking him off onto Darryl’s tongue. The girls share a kiss and we’re on to the next one.

This is an interesting scene in that it might not be considered a threesome. Ryder Skye and Trina Michaels are joined by T.J. Cummings while hanging poolside. When he approaches Trina, she tells him to go and pleasure Ryder instead. He does this by feeling her up, then gets a blowjob in return. Ryder not only deep throats, but allows him to fuck her face as well. They have sex in missionary, both cowgirls and doggy. Throughout it all, Trina isn’t much of a factor. She masturbates while watching them go at it and also does a little pussy to mouth sucking, but never gets penetrated. The cumshot to Ryder’s chest is nice.

Once again, T.J. Cummings has two big breasted babes on his hands. Initially, Jada’s not around. The scene begins with Kissy giving T.J. a rectal exam. She licks his asshole in preparation for some deep fingering. After a while, Jada comes in and says she’ll show Kissy how it’s done, but never actually goes for his ass. She opts for his cock and shows some good depth while sucking. Kissy is a quick learner and does the same. There’s some nice eating of Jada’s puss courtesy of T.J. Thereafter, he fucks the girls in both cowgirls and in missionary. There’s some doggy for Kissy, too. To close it, T.J. manages to pop off nicely onto both racks.

The lovely Nautica Thorn gets fucked by two guys: Danny and Tommy. One applies his mouth and fingers to her cooch while the other gets blown. Nautica gives the best oral on this release. She’s energetic, uses her hands really well and lets the guys fuck her face. She seems to try to go as deep as she can while sucking. The guys take turns at fucking her in reverse cowgirl, doggy, missionary, and spoon. As they’re working their way inside her, she continues to suck with gusto. Both dudes fire off to her mouth and face. The first shot is better than the second and Nautica makes a beautiful mess of it all by spitting as much of it onto her chest as possible.

Things take a more romantic turn when Hollie Stevens and Rikki White team with Herschel Savage. Rikki gets fondled by her partners before the ladies both go down on the dick. Each of them is good about taking cock deep. Herschel devotes a lot of attention to Hollie at first. He fucks her in missionary and cowgirl and then switches over to Rikki in reverse cowgirl and spoon. Herschel shows his age by summoning up a weak load for each of the outstretched tongues.

The Jack Dup Verdict - This is the first non-Euro release I’ve watched from Pink Lotus. The only difference is that there are a couple of trailers and credits. Don’t expect any subchapters. As for the sex, the first threesome didn’t strike much of a spark. Although Trina doesn’t get fucked in her scene, it didn’t really bother me because Ryder is smokin’ hot and fucks wonderfully. Her and T.J. had some good chemistry. T.J. also performed well with Jada and Kissy. Nautica was probably my favorite lady of the lot. Her oral was stellar and she insisted on being fucked hard. The last grouping didn’t bring a lot of energy to their action, but it did seem as though the ladies got off. I’m giving this a three because it could use some additional footage and a bit more heat in the opening and closing scenes.

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Running Time: 127 minutes | Production Date: 11-28-2007

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DATE POSTED: 2011-01-25


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