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Storming out of the fires of Mordor, comes, not literally, Lex The Impaler. Not to be confused with Peter The Decorator or Max The Abductor.
Three-plus hours of solid, sweaty interracial impaling, starting with the brunette doubleteam of Juelz Ventura and Andy San Dimas. Fishnet-top fans will appreciate the wardrobe choices, and of course there's a bit of strutting about before feeling Lex up and delivering the tagteam blowjob on the monster meat. It blurs into a lot of terrific cowgirl variations, trade off P2M, anal digitizing and rimming, and a butt pop finish on Ventura that gets licked up by San Dimas and shared.
A tough act to follow, but brunette Eva Angelina does a valiant effort, nay, she conquers. The bright underwear ensemble might have you checking your color levels, but Lex is all business as he gets into her pink with fingers and tongue to warm her up. The vag slamming looks great in all positions, particularly the RCG, but then it's time to get up the backdoor, and things slow down a little bit because, well, good lord you do the math. Know it's the big marketing coup to say "HEY AN ANAL SCENE!", but I definitely preferred her pussy fucking. Some good titfucking ends up in a healthy facial blast.
Perhaps a tad underrated to some, but I'm diggin' me some of Katie Kox's jiggly curvage. She's wearing the elegantly understated black bizness ensemble, with an aptly foreshadowing pearl necklace. The titfucking is worth the price of admission, and she gyrates all over the place in mish, cowgirl variations, and doggie style (that, friends, is an ass), ending with a good facial pop.
Other highlights include brunette McKenzie Lee's hand-mouth technique and cowgirl variations (facial finish), blond Taylor Wane's maid outfit and gyrating booty in cowgirl (facial finish), and brunette Tori Black's use of red vinyl, worshipful blowjob, and postcum sucking after the faceblast finish.
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DVD Features Include: 16x9 anamorphic widescreen | 2 disc set | behind the scenes | cumshot recap | multiple chapter stops | photo gallery | playable worldwide | shot in hd | trailers
Running Time: 223 minutes | Production Date: 02-18-2010
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DATE POSTED: 2011-01-23