Newest Adult
Movie Reviews

1. Teen Models #7
2. Tammy Sands\' Glamour Solos
3. Sweet Cherrys #4
4. Swank\'s Sex With The Legal Teen #5
5. Swank\'s Sex With The Legal Teen #1
6. Swank\'s Sex With The Legal Teen #3
7. Swank\'s Resort Sex
8. Submit Your Bitch #5
9. Sexxx In Public
10. Squirt Gun Sluts

This Month's Hot Movie Reviews

1. Lesbian Lip Service 3
2. My Cum Button
3. Teen Models #7
4. Mom\'s Cuckold #10
5. Hustler\'s Supersize Me Monster Cocks
6. Lesbian Seductions Older And Younger 26
7. Submit Your Bitch #5
8. My Friend\'s Hot Mom #23
9. Real Big Tits 6
10. Sexxx In Public

Adult Movie
Directory

-from Jules Jordan Video

Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Jules Jordan

Starring: Andy San Dimas, Eva Angelina, Juelz Ventura, Katie Kox, McKenzie Lee, Taylor Wane, Tori Black

by shortbus69

Storming out of the fires of Mordor, comes, not literally, Lex The Impaler. Not to be confused with Peter The Decorator or Max The Abductor.

Three-plus hours of solid, sweaty interracial impaling, starting with the brunette doubleteam of Juelz Ventura and Andy San Dimas. Fishnet-top fans will appreciate the wardrobe choices, and of course there's a bit of strutting about before feeling Lex up and delivering the tagteam blowjob on the monster meat. It blurs into a lot of terrific cowgirl variations, trade off P2M, anal digitizing and rimming, and a butt pop finish on Ventura that gets licked up by San Dimas and shared.

A tough act to follow, but brunette Eva Angelina does a valiant effort, nay, she conquers. The bright underwear ensemble might have you checking your color levels, but Lex is all business as he gets into her pink with fingers and tongue to warm her up. The vag slamming looks great in all positions, particularly the RCG, but then it's time to get up the backdoor, and things slow down a little bit because, well, good lord you do the math. Know it's the big marketing coup to say "HEY AN ANAL SCENE!", but I definitely preferred her pussy fucking. Some good titfucking ends up in a healthy facial blast.

Perhaps a tad underrated to some, but I'm diggin' me some of Katie Kox's jiggly curvage. She's wearing the elegantly understated black bizness ensemble, with an aptly foreshadowing pearl necklace. The titfucking is worth the price of admission, and she gyrates all over the place in mish, cowgirl variations, and doggie style (that, friends, is an ass), ending with a good facial pop.

Other highlights include brunette McKenzie Lee's hand-mouth technique and cowgirl variations (facial finish), blond Taylor Wane's maid outfit and gyrating booty in cowgirl (facial finish), and brunette Tori Black's use of red vinyl, worshipful blowjob, and postcum sucking after the faceblast finish.

Does LEX THE IMPALER 5 sound like it's right up your alley?

While we get that in stock check out other Porno flicks like it at our General Store.

DVD Features Include: 16x9 anamorphic widescreen | 2 disc set | behind the scenes | cumshot recap | multiple chapter stops | photo gallery | playable worldwide | shot in hd | trailers

Running Time: 223 minutes | Production Date: 02-18-2010

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 544 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2011-01-23

Reader comments

---

What do you think? Tell us what you think about the movie or the review. Maximum of 255 characters. If you need more than that, email us about being an official Rancho reviewer. If you're more scene breakdowns, etc., check cavr.com or the iafd. We're after something different from our reviewers.
Name (What's your name or pseudonym?) Your title (Are you a fan? Pornstar? Director?) E-mail address (OPTIONAL. Will not be published on the site or added to an email list. We promise.)	Your Rating of this DVD Rate N/A *[1] **[2] ***[3] ****[4] *****[5] (How many stars do you give this movie?)
Comments: (html not allowed) characters left:
Access Code: Enter Access Code:

Find More Reviews:

IAFD

Reviews on IAFD