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WHATA BOOTY #5

-from Red Light District

Rancho Rating: ****
Director: John Strong

Starring: Claire Dames, James Deen, Jessica Lynn, Mark Wood, Phoenix Marie, Tiffany Mynx, Velicity Von

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Booty-centric movies are always welcome in this household, and when they sport a cast like this, especially so.

Like a Nina Hartley or Rayveness, Tiffany Mynx is just getting better and better with age. She is the closing scene on the disc, but should hold a special place in the heart, and hard-on, of most porn mongers. She teases the camera, oiling up the cheeks as she pokes and prods, and...my she's flexible. Then it's to the couch, where a reclining (not to mention lucky) John Strong gets to spank that ass and listen to the gags. She even rims him a bit before hopping on for cowgirl, DATY (the heavenly, face squatting kind), mish, sideways anal, A2M, anal RCG and CG, anal doggie style, and a good mouth pop finish.

Another good scene was with curvacious blond Velicity Von, who not only has the body for this particular line of videos, but has a terrific blend of girl-next-door sweetness and all-out nastiness. After a poolside tease in a meshy orange top, she goes straight into the sandwich screwing with her stunt cocks, Tony T and Strong. Von's energy is great through the cockgobbling and doggie style reaming, which quickly evolves (or devolves?) into anal spelunking. Doggie is good, but my favorite is the sideways anal fucking, where you can see her entire body, and, oh yea, she's sucking the other cock for much of that. Eventually we get to some slamming DP action, where Von excels both on her front and back, before taking a frothy double mouth shot to end the scene.

Other highlights include brunette Claire Dames' pluggy tease and sweaty three-way with Mark Wood and Mick Blue (good sandwiching and double facial finish), blond Phoenix Marie's circus seal knob gobbling (which after some very worthy ass-centric fucking ends with a double mouth shot), and blond Jessica Lynn's cowgirl gyrations, ending in a buttcheek pop.

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DVD Features Include: shot in hd | photo gallery | cumshot recap | behind the scenes | preview trailers


Running Time: 163 minutes | Production Date: 03-26-2008

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 501 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2011-12-27


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