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BIG TITS IN UNIFORM 2

-from Brazzers

Rancho Rating: *****

Starring: Alison Star, audrey bitoni, Carmella Bing, Jessica Lynn, Mason Moore, Phoenix Marie

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Phoenix Marie starts off the 2nd edition of the role playing based Brazzers series "Big Tits In Uniform" with attitude playing a bad ass commanding officer in full army gear bossing around a lowly soldier. After some pushups and verbal abuse, Phoenix decides she needs to further work off her stress by getting some action from her new slave. The bangin' takes place right on her desk where she simply pulls up her skirt and lets her partner take full control. The foreplay is a little misleading to what is to come because with the amount of rimming and finger bangin' in the rear you would think Miss Phoenix was preparing for some major anal gaping. This just doesn't happened. It's all straight play but definitely GREAT straight play. My favorite parts were the deep throating and when our favorite blonde was taking it from behind. Phoenix has an amazing ass that was expertly covered by the camera man. Great job dude! It all ends with her jerking off her man until he busts a load in her wide open mouth.

Next up is another blonde with quite the rack who goes by the name of Jessica Lynn. She is dressed like one of those German beer wenches and honestly, fits the part perfectly. I'm not sure why the two start bangin' in the middle of an empty restaurant but when she pulls down her blouse to reveal a pair of already erect nipples, you will be hooked on this babe til she is dripping with man juice. Unfortunately, I'm strictly talking about the looks department because this ends up being a pretty lazy fuck. Sure, you will probably be able to get off based on her pure hotness but its basically just her letting the dude do all the work. Jessica gives a decent blow job, though.

The always dependable Mason Moore gets the movie back on track playing the hottest bell hop that ever existed. The heavily tattooed star begins things with a mostly hands free bj that will immediately perk up your Johnson's attention. However, this is nothing compared to when the couple get to the main event. Mason spreads her legs high in the air (still in fishnets), her panties at her ankles while her man absolutely pummels her that ultimately makes her squirt multiple times. No anal which is a little weird for Mason these days but forgetting that, it is a perfect scene. The cowgirl is superb.

Alison Star takes her sexing to the great outdoors as she portrays a construction worker who just can't seem to get her fellow employees to get any work done because they are to busy staring at her tits. Unfortunately for the rest of the crew, only one dude gets to taste her treats. This is a pretty standard scene with nothing overly impressive occurring but her body is in top form, so there should be no problem getting off. So, don't skip it because you just might get an orgasm out of it!

Audrey Bitoni ends the flick playing an FBI agent that ends up being right up there with Mason Moore's hot shag. Expect to see super aggressive fucking with grade A grinding while she is on top that never seems to end. I also never noticed how huge Audreys tits were until this segment. Did she go bigger or am I just an idiot for not enjoying them sooner? I don't know but hot damn, this is an action packed finale that will leave you with a smile on your face for deciding to pick this sucka up.

Pick it up. For a rental or a permanent purchase because this is a winner. Even the bonus scene with Carmella Bing playing a chef is as good as or better than anything on the main feature. That's pretty impressive if you ask me. Five stars all around.

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DVD Features Include: bonus scene with carmella bing


Running Time: 206 minutes | Production Date: 09-16-2010

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 558 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2010-12-15


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