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GUIDE TO GETTING GIRLS (ADULTFRIENDFINDER)

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Rancho Rating: ***
Director: Cash Markman

Starring: Carmen McCarthy, Eva Karera, Gioia Biel, Taylor Vixen, Tiffany Star, Zoe Britton

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India Summer serves as host for this (somewhat) instructional DVD. She encourages viewers to meet in a public place if they‘re going to hook up. To illustrate this, Tony DeSergio and Tiffany Star get it on in a motel room. This is intended to be a romantic coupling. It comes complete with a lot of flattering from Tony and a bit of champagne drinking before the sex commences. Tiffany’s oral is energetic enough and the same could be said for her young body. After Tony suckles her clit, he runs the show during the sex. She’s into it and gets a nice load between her boobs to end things.

The theme in this movie centers around AdultFriendFinder.com and its usefulness for getting laid. Even if you’re the shy type, we’re encouraged to believe AFF will help you score some pussy. Seth Gamble plays the quiet guy who meets the more extroverted girl, played here by Carmen McCarthy. When she blows him, there’s a lot of slop despite a lack of depth. He also does some eating before screwing her in two positions: missionary and doggy. A big shot to Carmen’s chest and the scene’s over.

Even if you have a fetish that could be considered weird, AdultFriendFinder.com might just help you out. James Deen is into Renaissance costumes. He just so happens to find a girl, via the site, that’s into the same thing. Clad in their old school costumes, Gioia Biel and James begin with some vaginal eating. Initially, the blowjob’s a bit of a bore, but Gioia takes to James’s pecker and starts to put more vigor and depth into her sucking. During the cowgirl, she works the cock over well. After additional sex, James lands a good pop-shot onto this girl’s stomach.

It seems even age gaps don’t matter if you use AFF. Eva Karera illustrates this by pairing with a much younger guy in Bill Bailey. He eats away at her large chest then goes down on her pussy. A little fingering of her box precedes missionary sex. After this, Eva blows fairly well and occasionally tries to deep throat. Some more sex in both cowgirls is followed by a solid cumshot to Eva’s fake tatas.

Lesbians also get lucky by using AdultFriendFinder.com. To demonstrate this, the lovely Taylor Vixen and Zoe Britton get it on while chilling by the pool. By no means do these two seem like they’re genuinely hungry for pussy. There’s some light fingering, licking, and rubbing for one another and then the scene ends with the good ole lez kiss.

The Jack Dup Verdict - Hooking up is made to seem easy in this movie. If you have a computer and Internet access, joining AdultFriendFinder.com is touted as the solution for one’s shortage of sex. I don’t know about that, but I do know the sex scenes here are pretty solid. There’s nothing at all informative about this release. Anyone with a fair amount of common sense will already have an understanding of the suggestions described herein.

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Running Time: 98 minutes | Production Date: 01-01-2010

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 750 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2010-12-13


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