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OCTOPUSSY 3D: A XXX PARODY

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Rancho Rating: *****

Starring: Aletta Ocean, audrey bitoni, Danny Mountain, Dylan Ryan, Phoenix Marie, Priya Rai

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Do you like your action to be intense? Experience all of the hot action of James Bone in 3D! Follow him as he seduces busty babes in this James Bond parody. The DVD set includes two pairs of glasses so you can enjoy the action with a friend or mysterious lover.

James Bone is in bed with a big-breasted beauty when he sees a fellow agent in a clown costume burst into the room and collapse while holding a Faberge egg. James Bone looks into the murder, while submerged in a world of sex. The big breasted babe stands in a bathtub and fingers her pussy while endless bubbles float down, probably meant to enhance the 3D effect. Her huge tits are enough to make the 3D "pop". She cums and shoots all over with her powerful pussy. She then sucks James Bone's big cock in a first-person point of view so it's easy to imagine your own cock getting sucked. She then rides his cock and gets her pussy fucked. The scene ends with a cumshot in her eagerly awaiting mouth.

The next scene has James Bone visit the seamstress who takes measurements of his tux, and his cock. She sucks him with his cock hanging out of his tux and with her clothes still on except for her tits hanging out. They strip and he fucks her pussy until he shoots a load in her mouth.

After a poker game and dialog, James Bone is with another hot babe who can't resist sucking his dick. No big surprise that she also has huge tits that she has a hard time keeping her hands off of while she fucks his cock with her pussy. He fucks her in a couple different positions until he blows his load.

The next scene features some girl-on-girl action. Both babes have huge (fake) tits and eat out each other's pussies. They then take turns sucking James Bone's cock. It's hot to see both of them straddle him, with one babe getting her pussy eaten while the other babe is riding his cock. Hot! They switch positions and finish with a shared, huge, cumload that covers their faces.

This is the second 3D film that I've seen and reviewed. It's a new feature in the porn industry that seems to be catching on. I really like 3D porn because it helps give depth to the performer's body parts. Breasts pop out away from the women's bodies, cocks float away from the rest of the guy's body as it's getting sucked. It's really pretty cool. One major downfall is that it's anaglyph, which means you wear the red and blue filtered glasses. That makes the color of the film a little distorted. The other problem that I've seen in both of the films that I reviewed is that there are very few camera cuts. Most films have multiple cameras that can show the best angle at the best time. It looks like they only had one camera capable of doing 3D so the film only cut when they moved on to the next part of the scene. I hope that as 3D becomes more affordable that they will offer 3D films that utilize the newer technology without the colored glasses.

The DVD set does offer a non-3D version that you can enjoy without wearing any glasses. It also has a format that can be put on your iPod; sex on the go. Without considering the 3D aspect, the film lacked variety and energy. Part of it was because of the limited and controlled camera angles, and part of it was just the scenes offered. The actor playing James Bone was the only guy in the DVD so there were no DPs or chicks getting two dicks at a time. There were only four sex scenes and five girls. The girls were all hot, big-breasted babes, but most of them seemed to lack intensity.

I'm giving the film 5 stars for use of the 3D filming and hot porn stars. I do wish that there was more variety and intensity, but know part of it was because of the locked camera angles. If you like 3D films, I would also recommend "This Ain't Avatar, XXX". That one really did a great job with the 3D and it made for a great film in its own right. I'm glad to have Octopussy 3D in my collection as it paves the way for the future of 3D porn.

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DVD Features Include: shot in hd | full motion menus | chapter index | stereo sound | photo gallery | pick your pleasure | 16x9 widescreen | playable worldwide


Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 04-12-2010

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 632 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2011-06-04


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