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UP YOURS PART 1
UP YOURS PART 1

-from Club Inferno

Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Robert Drake

Starring: Colin Steele, Derrick Paul, Evan Matthews, Jackson Lawless, Josh West, Rick Van Sant

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Does regular sex put you to sleep? Do you dream of intense sexual submission like no other? If so, Club Inferno's Up Yours series may be for you. This review is on part one of their two part series. The DVD features five chapters but four distinctly different scenes of intense ass play. These asses are open wide enough for two hands to get plunged inside. These guys get their holes turned inside out as their holes gape open from the intense anal play.

The first two chapters, and first distinctive scene is a one-on-one fisting between two guys. There is some pretty intense fisting in these scenes. One guy I think is very hot, where the other one I think looks like a stereotypical homo... like from the Village People. None of the other guys in this series looks that way, and it's just a personal turn off. The scene is split into two chapters because they swap roles from top to bottom. Seeing the hotter and more masculine of the two guys go from fisting to getting fisted was very hot.

The third chapter has a masculine top and a bottom wearing tight black and a dog tail butt plug. He then gets fucked with a variety of huge toys. The top jacks off and puts the dog tail butt plug back into him.

The next scene is a solo scene with a guy fucking himself with a variety of toys and then fisting himself getting his hand deep inside.

The last scene is the real show stopper. It starts with one top and two bottoms getting fucked with huge toys. Once their asses are warmed up, they get into a chain with the top fisting one bottom who is in turn fisting the other bottom. It's a very hot segment to watch. It then ends with the top shoving his arms deep into both bottoms and then cumming on the chest of one of them.

I really think the two parts make a good set. Though they are both good individually, each one lacks elements that the other doesn't have. I'm giving this DVD 4 out of 5 stars and highly recommend that you get both parts if you like intense fisting. If I had to pick only one or the other, I would pick part two just because they had some really crazy anal shit in that part that was more intense than what part one had. But like I said, they really do make a good set.

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Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 336 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2011-02-15


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