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Pickup Lines 74, eh? Where was I for the first 73? Now that's a long-running series! I got the vibe watching this that MAYBE some of it was European but who's to say since I have no background info on the company in front of me. I'm going to rate this movie highly for couples since it had a very peaceful feel to it thanks largely to the continuous new age muzak oooooing away in the background. The music was literally so peaceful I wanted to take a nap. But girls love that kind of emotional music stuff for the fucking. I think anyway. The camerawork was also sort of lazy and peaceful - I don't know how to describe it but sometimes it looked like a peaceful commercial for pornography. Peaceful is the word of the day. Probably a word that has never before appeared on Rancho. Each chapter on this DVD has subs so you can navigate easily.
The girls were all pretty high-class. I only recognized one of them, Sky, who I've seen in Shane's World flicks before. She's always fun. The others are hot and bothered in a normal, romantic let's fuck sort of way. Peacefully horny. Most of them have shaved snizzes and you'll be treated to upclose shots of razor-burned love petals so look out if that's not your thing!
Foxy leads the charge with an outdoor fuck with a guy. Wow, puffy nipples. All the sex scenes are girl/guy except for the last with Sky which is girl/guy/guy. Nicki Reed and her nice slot grace scene tub which takes place in a bathtub. Everything is well planned out and ends in anal sex. Third we have Drimla. Despite her hoary name, she's really quite a looker hooker and she gives a nice timid BJ before getting fucked in a variety of positions. Died redhead Simony takes the hardest fucking of the movie in the doggy style position and also does some ugly-viewpoint anal. Tiffany takes on some more megameat for more the same and Sky rounds out the tape with Lee Stone and another guy with a fun threesome that inculdes some of Lee's he-man oral sex stunts. Oh, and that scene has a simultaneous comeshot too with Sky in the middle.
I rate this a 3 for addicted porn viewers and a 4 for couples in search of some dirty but...peaceful as well.
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DVD Features Include: photo gallery | previews | subchapters
Running Time: 91 minutes | Production Date: 01-14-2003
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DATE POSTED: 07-15-2003