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I KNOW THAT GIRL

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Rancho Rating: **
Director: Uncredited

Starring: Abella Anderson, Alexa Nicole, Cherry Lane, Lily Lebeau, Lizz Tayler, Mariah Madysinn, Miley Ann

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Scene 1 – Abella Anderson, Guy
With her big, fake tits, this dark-haired honey soon positions her mouth atop the cock. She strokes and sucks wonderfully. Abella repeatedly lets her spit slide down the shaft, moistening it well for the upcoming sex. Her puss isn’t penetrated until it’s eaten. When having sex, Abella is great on top. She adjusts her body in different ways, adding a bit of Latin spice to some of the positions. A nice cumshot is directed to her face, mouth and neck.

Scene 2 – Lily Labeau, Kris Slater
These two spend some time chilling at Venice Beach and flattering one another. Kris gets a brief blowjob while in the car. This movie is supposed to be about “home videos,” but some of you will recognize the house these two end up in, as it’s featured in many a porn flick. The oral continues and it becomes clear that Lily can take a fair amount of cock down her throat. The sex isn’t quite as hot as it could be. Kris tends to run the show and Lily is too keen to let him do so. A good load is fired into and onto her mouth.

Scene 3 – Lizz Tayler, Mariah Madysinn
Lizz begins by masturbating, but the action is filmed from a distance, which doesn’t make for good views. The scenario here involves being caught in the act. Mariah interrupts Lizz, who’s busy rubbing away. Mariah doesn’t want her to quit and reveals that she has a crush on her. After the girls let loose, they proceed to take turns at fingering, licking and rubbing one another. Often times, the action is shot from several feet away. Neither of these chicks strikes me as being truly into the sex. Inevitably, it makes for quite a boring scene.

Scene 4 – Cherry Lane, Guy
A skinny guy, with camera in hand, wakes Cherry from a nap. He admires her feminine charms for a while. Eventually, she blows him in slow fashion. Cherry could definitely inject more energy into her oral. Although I get the sense that she’s intent on pleasuring herself while screwing this guy, it doesn’t make for exciting times. She’s just not energetic enough. The cumshot is quite good. The dude aims for Cherry’s ass, but covers much of her back along with it.

Scene 5 – Alexa Nicole, Miley Ann, Carlos Carrera
To start, there’s a lot of groping and kissing amongst these three. Once they’ve disrobed, the girls give good blowjobs by thrusting away with their mouths. Carlos has his way with each pussy and gets the occasional suck-off from the girls. I like the way these youngsters get atop one another in missionary so that Carlos can take whichever hole he pleases. The action here’s not bad, but Miley lets her mouth run a little too much. The footage isn’t always appropriately captured, as the camera is set aside for wide angle viewing. Carlos comes well on the shoulder of one girl and the cheek of another.

The Jack Dup Verdict - The formula here is mostly a joke. The box cover suggests that the footage is “exclusive leaked home video.” In reality, most of the scenes feature lesser known porn stars. Abella was the best of the lot. She’s fun to watch and knows how to work over a penis. Carlos tapped away at each girl with enough vigor and they reciprocated well. The other scenes where lacking in energy. Sometimes, the camera work in these scenes sucks. There’s no real cameraman involved, so much of the footage is shot POV style. Some of the time, the camera is set aside, allowing for wide angle shots, and they’re frequently too distant. If you’re into newbies, this isn’t bad stuff, just beware that there are uninspired performances from some of the girls.

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Running Time: 166 minutes | Production Date: 12-14-2010

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 588 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2011-04-21


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