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ALEXANDER DEVOE\'S ORGASMIC ORALISTS

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Rancho Rating: *****

Starring: Alexander Devoe, Andy San Dimas, Asa Akira, Carmen Hayes, Melrose Foxxx, Mone Divine, Skin Diamond

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In the mood to watch some crazy long blow jobs? Well, Alexander Devoe has brought you a mountain of sucky-sucky footage to keep your perv self busy for an eternity. Almost five hours spread out over two discs to be exact! It's pretty ridiculous that these dudes can hold out for like forty five minutes while these girls do all they can to suck the life out of em' but their gayness works to your benefit. We get some great action here, my friends. So ya, if you dig a mostly light skinned black babe cast, this is the movie for you! Lets get into it.

What we have here is a five scene flick devoted entirely to oral pleasure. Sounds kind of one dimensional, eh? There's only so much of one thing a person can take right? Luckily for us, our director put a little diversity in each segment to make the entertainment last for hours. In our opening scene, Mr Marcus is teamed up with the lovely Asa Akira and Skin Diamond for a marathon double BJ. From the first minute to the 40th, these babes never slow down for a second. I can't even imagine what their jaws felt like afterwards but if they were hurting they didn't show it in the slightest. That's goes for all the participants throughout the movie as well. All of them were champs. But anyway, they snack on his meat, sitting down, standing up and even gag factor style before finally busting an almost non existing nut into Asa's wide open mouth. Yep Yep.

Carmen Hayes starts off her segment by plucking some dildos with suction cups on the bottom to the wall to warm up her throat before joining her man. I've never really found Carmen to be that attractive but I'd be stupid to say she wasn't a maniac in the sack. Here, she is paired up with two gentleman but for the majority she tends to prefer to have alone time with each one instead of servicing both simultaneously. For her reward, Miss Hayes receives a powerful money shot to the eye which you could tell shocked the fuck out of her! She quickly learned her lesson though as she stroked her other friend securely in her mouth for the second treat. I think Carmen is going to be a little gun shy for a little bit after that one!

Mone Devine closes out the first disc looking foxy in a leopard skinned top and matching short skirt. If you like em sloppy, this is the chick for you as she let that spit fly with no abandonment. The only thing you might be disappointed with is the weak as hell finale as the guy definitely aint no Peter North when throwing ropes. However, I'm still going to reward Mone with the performance of the DVD. Sure, it helped that she was the best looking babe of the pack but you could tell she was loving every minute of having a huge dong down her throat. Congrats Mone! You deserve it. I look forward to seeing her in action in the future.

Andy San Dimas and Melrose Foxxx fill out the second discs material respectively. Both give us two amazingly hot one on one scenes that almost rival Mone Devine's talents. Andy goes the Jenna Haze route by sucking her man while rigorously stroking his shaft. A trick she does quite well actually. Melrose is more of a classic sword swallower by simply gagging herself silly for some nice deepthroating. I loved her finale to be honest. Everything from her big ass supported by a barely there g-string to the lip smacking noises she does. Hot damn, what a lady!

There you have it. Great movie. Surprisingly, with all the content we are presented with there isn't a lot of filler. That's pretty rare these days. Even the bonus scene with Maggie Swallow is five star action! Great bang for your buck, folks. Pick it up, you won't unsatisfied.

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DVD Features Include: two disc set | shot in hd | behind the scenes | multiple chapter stops | cumshot recap | photo gallery | 16x9 anamorphic widescreen | playable worldwide


Running Time: 350 minutes | Production Date: 03-27-2011

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 654 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2011-08-04


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