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JULES JORDAN\'S BEACH PATROL #2

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Rancho Rating: *****
Director: Jules Jordan

Starring: Abella Anderson, Amia Miley, Chanel Preston, Jules Jordan, Kayla Carrera, Kim Kennedy

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Scene 1 – Abella Anderson, Jules Jordan
We get to spend a lot of time just admiring Abella while she frolics on South Beach. When they head back to Jules’s place, she washes off in the shower and teases all the while. Her puss gets eaten, then Jules gets blown in very nice fashion. Abella has a tendency of deep throating the cock and she’s also pretty sloppy. When having sex, this sexy Latina is fun to watch. She’s got some nice moves while on top and also does what she refers to as a “Cuban dance.” One last blowjob results in a very good facial.

Scene 2 – Amia Miley, Jules Jordan
This is Amia Miley before she got her fake tits. Seems she forgot her bra and panties today. Conveniently, Jules’s camera sneaks a peak at her snatch while they’re chilling in an outdoor café on Miami’s Ocean Drive. Jules gets a blowjob while in his SUV. There’s some teasing on South Beach in a bikini, then Amia heads back to a more comfortable locale. The blowing begins in earnest and Amia puts in a very good effort. She gets things fairly sloppy while trying to take Jules deep. Vaginal eating precedes the sex, which is excellent. Amia’s performance here is pretty damn good. While working her body into positions that most girls are submissive in, and rocking the reverse cowgirl, Amia seems extremely horny. She gives a lengthy blowjob to Jules at the end, but most of his ample load shoots skyward.

Scene 3 – Chanel Preston, Jules Jordan
Now Jules heads to the lovely Hawaiian island of Oahu, where he bumps into Chanel Preston. She’s pretty easygoing and it takes little to encourage her to join Jules in his hotel room. On the balcony that’s directly off his room, she does some nice and sloppy blowing. Surprisingly, Jules pops in her mouth before they head inside. He eats her out while they lie in bed. With that done, he enters her puss and taps away at it for a while. Earlier in the scene, Chanel mentioned that she’d be willing to take it up the butt, and she does just that. She goes from ass to mouth a couple of times and does it wonderfully. Chanel clearly doesn’t mind deep throating a pecker that’s been dipped in her ass. Jules scores another good facial to finish off the scene.

Scene 4 – Kayla Carrera, Jules Jordan
As she’s rollerblading along South Beach, Kayla chats it up with Jules. She pulls down her shorts to reveal a bikini bottom. Eventually, she goes back to Jules’s pad. It is there that she flaunts her body. Jules dives in and munches her puss. Kayla follows this with a good round of blowing. Jules spends enough time in her pussy before setting his sights on her ass. He taps away at her butt and Kayla goes the extra mile by going from ass to mouth a couple of times. The facial that brings the scene to a close isn’t bad.

Scene 5 – Kim Kennedy, Jules Jordan
The plainest looking chick in this movie is Kim Kennedy. Fortunately, her performance isn’t boring. She’s playing with a soccer ball on South Beach until Jules offers her a chance to cool down at his place. Once there, she reveals her nipples and what little breast meat she’s got. Her figure isn’t that great either. Jules eats her cleanly shaven box. Kim blows while he does some fingering. She gets sloppy enough and goes beyond simply sucking head. When having sex with Jules, she does some nice grinding and rides with a reasonable measure of energy. The cumshot to her face does not disappoint.

The Jack Dup Verdict – The concept here is pretty simple, but it works well enough. Jules establishes a light vibe by chilling with the girls on or by a beach then gets them to head back to his place. There’s too much teasing and preamble for my tastes, especially with the first two scenes. Luckily, the girls all put in pleasing performances and they tend to be on the attractive/vibrant side as well. The bonuses are mostly typical, with the BTS placing too much emphasis on people surfing instead of members of the cast. All in all, this is a very good release for those that have a fondness for Jules Jordan’s brand of porn.

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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | photo gallery | trailers | web info


Running Time: 217 minutes | Production Date: 01-01-2011

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 789 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2011-07-22


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