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ASS CANDY (NEW SENSATIONS)

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Rancho Rating: **
Director: Not credited

Starring: Bailey, Joanne Sweet, Mary, Nadine, Nika

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Scene 1 – Bailey, Csoky Ice, Kid Jamaica
Csoky introduces Bailey to Kid Jamaica and then takes off. She blows quite poorly by sticking exclusively to head while using her hand as a buffer. KJ starts screwing her in reverse cowgirl. When Csoky returns, he acts surprised that she’s getting fucked. No matter that another guy is screwing his bitch, he joins in anyway. The guys both spend time working over her pussy before taking to her ass. Bailey continues to give unimpressive oral while one of the dudes is busy with her puss or butt. Csoky and Jamaica give her some DP in both the typical positions. The former pops in Bailey’s ass while Jamaica opts to let fly on her face.

Scene 2 – Nadine, Oliver Strelly
This brunette has small tits and a nice flat stomach. Nadine looks to be just out of her teens, if not still in them. After a bit of fingering, Oliver eats her out. He fucks her pussy, foregoing the initial blowjob. When she does suck him off, it’s not at all special. A couple fingers get thrust into Nadine’s ass prior to the anal sex. Oliver stops to gape her rear and he switches holes a couple of times. There’s one instance where Nadine tastes her ass. She’s left with cum on her face at the end.

Scene 3 – Mary, Oliver Strelly
When Oliver comes in, Mary is busy reading a book. He brings her champagne and asks her how old she is. Mary says she’s only eighteen and it’s not hard to believe. When they’re through doing some kissing, Oliver sucks on her puss and fingers it too. Mary returns the favor as well as any of the girls featured. She puts in the occasional good thrust for added depth and also doesn’t mind sucking while Oliver pours champagne on his dick. Oliver starts with the pussy. Later on in the scene, he switches to her bum. He manages to get some big gapes from Mary. Oliver does her a favor by swiping the juices off the dick before she can truly go from ass to mouth. He finishes off by popping right in Mary’s mouth.

Scene 4 – Nika, Timo Hardy
This might be the most boring girl of those featured. This is especially saddening since she’s so cute. Her depth while sucking isn’t great. Perhaps because of this, Timo doesn’t opt to return the favor. He screws Nika’s pussy for a while. After a while, he switches to her pooper. Like his brother, Oliver, Timo gives us some nice views of her gaping butt. Of the three times where she goes from ass to mouth, only one of them is legit. I like that Nika can bang while on top with a cock up her rear, but she’s too bland where personality goes. The cumshot to her mouth is no better than average.

Scene 5 – Joanne Sweet, Antonio Adamo
This scene is much shorter than the others. It takes place on a boat. Antonio begins by eating Joanne’s ass. He then proceeds to pound away at her ass, never once choosing to enter her pussy. There are a couple of instances where she goes from ass to mouth. When this occurs, Antonio doesn’t let her blow so much as he dominates her face by screwing it. He also shoves a couple of fingers up her ass and gapes it too. To end the scene, Antonio fires off a little cum to Joanne’s mouth.

The Jack Dup Verdict – The only girl that struck me as interesting was Mary. She’s the one chick to establish chemistry with her partner. Along with Timo, she got it on nicely. The other girls are simply too plain to make this a movie worth checking out. They are much too short on enthusiasm and they tend to have poor oral skills. The last scene is especially lame since Joanne doesn’t assert herself in any way. Instead, she just lets Antonio take the lead. I guess if you’re into the submissive type, that’s a good thing. For me, it’s boring. The lack of genuinely good bonuses doesn’t help things. Skip this one unless you’re ass obsessed.

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DVD Features Include: photo gallery | trailers | website info


Running Time: 147 minutes | Production Date: 01-01-2011

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 513 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2012-03-12


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