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FUCK YOU ASS WHORES 2
FUCK YOU ASS WHORES 2

-from Metro/Amazing Hardcore

Rancho Rating: **
Director: Michael Adams

Starring: Alzea, Angelica Sin, Cassie, Cheyenne Silver, Felicia Ann, Gina Ryder, Jake Steed, Kyle Stone, Rich Handsome, Shay Sweet, Tycec Bune

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Here we've got Fuck You Ass Whores Volume 2 Poolside Poontang. That's a long way of saying semi-slaggy bitches get ass-fucked near pools. This release is about 5 years old. It's not bad, it's not real good. It will put the wood in your woodrow if you stare at it hard enough but I like my porn a little shinier, a little more...less old porny. You know, the kinda ugly blonde girl, the crummy music, the Van Damme look-alike men. There were no subchapters to be had in this movie making it difficult to navigate through all the oral, vaginal and anal sex and find what you're looking for. Highlights inculde an anal scene with Cheyenne Silver (that's some pretty red lipstick). All or close to all scenes inculde condoms.

1. Gina Ryder and Azlea team up poolside with a penis. Both these girls are fairly quality and this scene inculdes, in my humpy opinion, the best sex on the DVD. The girls flop into a 69 and the guy bangs one of them while they both keep licking. Very nice.

2. Cheyenne and a dude go at it. Cheyenne has stretch marks that are pretty evident in the sun. The anal comes early and then there's a bunch of vaginal sex.

3. Shay Sweet and Cassie star in a lukewarm lesbian scene by a pool with waterfall. After the normal slowish inspections of all the openings, the girls play with a dildo and a vibrator in the ass. None of it looks vaguely pleasurable.

4. Phelisha Ann (???) and 2 dicks do assorted tricks under a tent ending in a DP. Nothing too pretty, the usual gorefest.

5. Angelica Sin finds herself stuck upright on a dick, sort of like a Fudgesicle.

And that's about it. If you're looking for Metro and for anal I'm sure they have some newer titles that might be worth buying.

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DVD Features Include: trailers | photo gallery | web site access | no regional coding | digitally remastered


Running Time: 110 minutes | Production Date: 05-19-1998

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 5729 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 11-06-2003


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