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GIRLVERT 4
GIRLVERT 4

-from JM Productions

Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Jim Powers

Starring: Ashley Blue

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One of JM's better series if you ask little old me, Ashley Blue returns here in Girlvert 4. Like previous chapters this movie features Ashley venting her self-hatred on other girls who no doubt hate themselves too (or they surely do after making this movie). One part catfight, one part fem-dom, one part old fashioned filthy nasty gagging-anal-dripping sex, Girlvert is a little bit of everything rolled up in an smelly armpit burrito. Traditionally Ashley doesn't fuck until the final scene and that's true here. For most of the movie she just plays the satanic dildo-weilding demon that she is, jumping from vagina to ass to mouth with a terrible fury. She's fucked in the head. Really.

Ashley goes out and finds "stupid idiot girls" that she can defile with the help of one or more male co-stars. First it's Allura Bond. None of these girls are very good looking. I guess it's hard to find good looking chicks ready to have their asses reamed while Ashley steps on their faces. Anyway, Steve Holmes sticks his dick in this girl's ass, vagina and mouth in whatever order you want and Ashley runs around with a dildo. She can fit a fist in her mouth. Stellar. There's DP with a toy and DP with a strap-on.

Brijaye Love isn't lovely. In scene 2 she gets it on with 2 black dudes, or rather they get it on with her and she closes her eyes and hopes for an out of body experience. The guys drink 40s and fuck whatever they want ending in DP and double vaginal for a little bit. Nex it's Crystal Rae, a blonde who's almost decent. She also gets boffed by two men. Assorted upsidedown anal, etc. and she eats jizz with a spoon.

Lastly, Ashley has sex with some guy, mostly anal. There's hard headfucking so Ashley's mascara runs down her cheeks. This is really what you're paying for. So, in the end, it's hardcore and Ashley is OK but she's starting to seem like a one trick pony. When you start out this extreme where can you go next? I give this is a 3.5.

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DVD Features Include: full length feature | behind the scenes featurette | large photo gallery | playable wordlwide | interactive menus | cast biographies | subscene breakdown | digital clarity | chapter selections | autorepeat | parental lock


Running Time: 115 minutes | Production Date: 07-03-2003

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 5273 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 11-19-2003


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