by
Crack-Addled Octopus
Roadblock starts off with Ron Jeremy investigating something besides pussy. And Stephanie Swift is stuck in a diner working with Asia Carrera. Randy Spears commits a crime but Stephanie still loves him. Ahhh. Nice, huh? It's like...a porno! Production quality is high but sterile, as one would expect from a Wicked flick. Since Roadblock was directed by Red Ezra, who seems to dish out some slightly different erotic fare, I think it's safe to say that this movie might be slightly better than the average Wicked title.
Scene 1: Asia and her pierced puss humps a man dry in a convertible. The sex is a little stiff and consticted (they ARE in a car), but it all ends OK with a tittie comeshot.
Scene 2: Stephanie gives Randy Spears a birthday blowjob. This is a fantasy segment of Stephanie's that's interrupted by Asia who brings - what else - Chinese take-out food.
Scene 3: Another fantasy scene, shot in a sepia tone. Lucky you, it's also a lesbo hearty eatin' buffet. Stephanie and Asia get together here to taste eat other's sap and sauce. The music is nice and nostaglic. If I was 13, this wouold have made me shoot jizz all over the Cindy Crawford posters on my ceiling.
Now, there's a lot of acting and storyline. I think if I didn't have 400 porno movies to review by tomorrow morning, I could actually watch this. It seems to be a good melding of porno and an action movie. I mean, it's not the Fugitive. But it is Randy Spears in a blinding orange jumpsuit.
Scene 4: Julian throws a hump into Julia Ann. At least I think that's her. I can't tell all these fucking blondes apart anymore. It's like they come out of identical Barbie boxes. This scene is only average, maybe even a little short. Just striaght sex, nothing fancy.
Scene 5: Exotic saucalita Isabella masturbates herself into a frenzy on a hotel bed. The always present silver vibrator spreads those yummy lips for you and your grandma to watch. Definately too short of a scene.
Scene 6: Kylie Ireland sucks the honor off of a policeman's penis by his squad car.
Scene 7: A hot blonde with braids, Nicole Sheridan, (yay) opens up her ass to her fellow policeman, Voodoo. Now dat's a dirty dirty bitch. I wish I could fuck cops in the ass.
Scene 8: Lastly, Stephanie finally gets it on with poor ol convict Randy. She gives some whole-hearted head and her little vagina takes some full long strokes that any purist should be able to appreciate. I'm not a real big Stephanie fan, but she does know how to fuck like a champ.
I'm giving this one a 4. It had a lot of scenes and probably is worth checking out with your girlfriend.
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DVD Features Include: interview | blooper reel | commentary | all access - the making of | audio bios | behind the scenes photos | box cover shoot | chapters | company profile | motion menus | photo gallery | star galleries | wicked casino | wicked web
Running Time: 80 minutes | Production Date: 12-14-2001
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DATE POSTED: 01-07-2003
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