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While it's true Rawhide by Adam & Eve may be another case of bad acting in fancy packaging this movie does deliver with 9 sex scenes of rough-riding sex play. The story is of a young city lassie (Carmen Luvana) who comes out west to take over her deceased father's cattle ranch. Will she sell the ranch and leave cowhands Evan, Steven and Brooke in the lurch? Only time will tell. Lots of time, it turns out, as this movie is loooong. Filmed on location in Piru, California, Rawhide excells at a variety of settings, all following the western theme. All the sets, etc. are nice. No expensive was spared - that's REAL food on the table there! Unfortunately it always seems to be dusk or dark in Piru. Even during scenes that should have been gloriously sunbathed the picture looks dark and underexposed. One other beef I have is that Carmen Luvana seems to be the featured actress here yet she appears in only 2 of the 9 scenes: a sort weak lesbian scene with Kaylani and a brief, final fuck with Evan Stone that runs a mere 5 minutes once she finally gets his dick out! The real star, perhaps, is the unsung Brooke Balentyne who is on a mission here to let everyone fuck her in the can.
The version of this movie I've got here is the Limited Edition boxed set with 3 discs: a feature disc, a disc of extras that inculdes behind the scenes, interviews and a solo scene with Carmen and an audio disc so you can listen to the music from the movie if you're crazy. You'll also get a mini magazine book that has pictures of the stars and their nasties in full-color action.
Brooke spreads her candyhole for Steven's exploration after giving him a drippy BJ. To the tune of Tex-Mex music, Steven takes the well-traveled dirt road to Brooke's Asshole Ranch. Next we've got Evan and Taylor Rain on a horse blanket near a horse in a grove of trees. Evan is like Fabio and Taylor is like one of those Brat dolls. Evan is kind of a primitive guy. There's a condom in this scene and in several others. After some badly angled anal sex Evan squats and pops one out. Brooke returns to fuck a dude by a campfire and once again gets both her poonanny and her pootnanny fucked. Three anal scenes in a row - not bad for Adam and Eve!
Carmen appears in scene four with Kaylani for their lesbian tryst. There's some poke poke, lick lick and the scene ends with them rubbing their pussies together. Randy Spears boinks Olivia on top of a carriage. Maybe Olivia and Evan should have been paired. They're both sort of primitive. Next Cheyne Collins fucks a brunette hottie near another fire. Julian gives it to Jesse V next in signature Julian fashion. That would be solid, like a fire hydrant. Some of the best sex on the DVD.
Velvet Rose (Carmen's mulatto twin I guess) finds Dale DaBone's meat in a barn and somehow doesn't poke his eyes out with her spiky fingernails. Steven gives his pecker to Natalia's (?) grubbyhole in a semi-throwaway scene and finally, check the clock because there's only 9 minutes left for Evan and Carmen to do it! At 8 minutes the tits come out. At 5 minutes the dick comes out. They don't even fuck till like T-4 minutes. Kind of a bummer but what can you do?
Anyway, check this out if you're into a well-crafted story porno. The action is fairly standard and kind of dark but there's no way you won't get SOMETHING after 2 and half hours of this stuff. Carman fans might be disappointed - Brooke fans will be satisfied. And besides, what else are you going to watch to see pornstars herding cattle on real-life gosh-darn horses?!
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DVD Features Include: 3-disc set | soundtrack disc | behind the scenes documentary | behind the scenes with evan stone | bloopers | bonus scene | solo scene with carmen | carmen lunava interview (english and spanish versions) | director commentary | photo gallery | web access
Running Time: 159 minutes | Production Date: 06-17-2003
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DATE POSTED: 12-03-2003
Clifford Notes (review reviewer) says:
The funniest parts of this review are (in no particular order):
Steven takes the well-traveled dirt road to Brooke's Asshole Ranch.
gets both her poonanny and her pootnanny fucked.
Julian gives it to Jesse V next in signature Julian fashion. That would be solid, like a fire hydrant.
Velvet Rose (Carmen's mulatto twin I guess)