Donít freak out, man. Young as they LEGALLY cum, they mean. This one is fulla supertight young stuff that musta got lost on their way home from the prom. As I couldnít have gotten more then a derisive sneer from chicks like this when I actually was 18, never mind almost twice that, it was with snarky satisfaction that I watched these wayward teens get messily defiled. I mean, itís only fair, right?
Nothin to explain that the title doesnít, so hereís the cheap, fast, and sleazy rundown:
Christie is a supercute freckle-faced debutante who looks exactly like this chick that kicked me in the nuts in gym class in the 10th grade. Much like that evil bitch, Christieís kinda nuts. The trance-y masturbation scene at the beginning (complete with a machine-gunning trip-hop soundtrack), does nothing to prepare you for the loud, screamy, sport-fucking to come. A very pneumatic scene here- pretty bitchiní, although Iím sure I woulda stuffed a sock in her mouth before I popped.
Half Asian covergirl Brooke Milano looks more like Michelle Branch than she does Alyssa, but there ainít nothiní wrong with that. Her fuck-style is a little half-baked, but sheís just a kid, ya know. She is as pretty as they come, tho, so take this one on aesthetic value, and leave yer cock in yer pocket for now.
Umm, Holly Day reminds me of that phase I went through, where Iíd pick up fat girls at the Walmart, so letís move on, ok? On exactly the opposite end oí the scale, blonde bombshell Sarah Sinn is hotter then a Baghdad BBQ. The pigtails and the pink babydoll outfit helps, of course, but the tight body and the gorgeous face are truly sights to behold. The tiny tits work well in the ensemble, as well. She canít fuck all that well, but neither can I, half the time. Sarah pretty much gets by on her looks here- as Iím sure she does in every other facet of her miserable existence- but if yer determined to strike oil when sheís on screen, Iíd say her especially slurpy blowjob is this sceneís standout.
Tyler Houston has big floppy tits and an equally big sloppy mouth, and sheís got Ďfuture-drug-muleí written all over her, so grease up, Jasper. Her fuck scene actually ainít all that nasty, but she LOOKS nasty, and sometimes thatís enuff. Like right now.
Umm, overall, I think they coulda pushed these chicks a little further up the sleaze scale, cuz theyíre all pretty demure, Ďcept for Christie. Still, they really do look authentically young, and that counts for plenty. Just be nice if they pump up the volume a little for number #15. Maybe slap their tits around or threaten to call their mamas before the cameras roll. Something like that.
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Running Time: 98 minutes | Production Date: 09-10-2003
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DATE POSTED: 01-07-2004