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The Rancho Cow
Love him or hate him, Guy Capo makes porn with the same flair Oliver Stone put into Natural Born Killers so many years ago. Guy's movies tend to be racy, fast-cutting and a little shocking with their imagery, which in porn isn't always easy. Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll may not be his craziest porno ever but it's pretty good. It's a psuedo-documentary (I know, I know, we're all tired of those) following a touring band as they play and fuck across the US. The footage of the drug-addled parties and ditzy groupies trying to weasel past Dick Nasty to fuck the band members gives it all that Behind the Music vibe that keeps it interesting. Selena Silver is the first groupie to go down on Dick Smothers and Felecia Fox is also there screwing one of the other guys. There's hard plumbing, some deep-throating and plenty to look at. Redheaded, fake-tittied Pason (or is this Red Heaven? The box and the credits differ) humps all over Tony in scene two as Allysin Chaines pulls out the stops with some ace ass fucking nearby. In the third scene Tony sticks his rod where others have tread before, namely into the pleasing snatch of Selena Silver. Oh, and into her ass too. Very nice. The band heads out on the road in their tour bus (just a normal greyhound bus actually) and the groupies are soon clinging on and jumping aboard. Katie Morgan, a yummy blonde, and Cierra Sage spread all their gooey holes on Tony Sexton and Tony (he gets fucked a lot in this movie, huh?). I'm noticing a pattern here, are you? Every scene pairs off 2 guys and 2 girls and then cuts back and forth between them. It's not something I'm wild about but it doesn't detract from the movie much. Then, Dick Smothers, the lead singer of the band, dies. The final scene is the most questionable as it depicts Katrina Kraven, Brooke, Tony and Tony fucking around and ontop of the coffin that the "dead" Smothers is laying in. Katrina even sucks his fingers while Tony fucks her in the can. This scene is meant to be funny, I'm sure, and it's not as disturbing as it sounds but kudos to Guy for having a sick enough sense of humor to do it. I give this a 4. I wasn't familiar with any of the ladies but they all performed well enough. The only thing that would have completed this for me would have been some footage of the pornstars actually onstage pretending to be rockstars!
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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | cumshot reel | dual mode photo gallery | subchapters | more
Running Time: 95 minutes | Production Date: 10-20-2003
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DATE POSTED: 02-05-2004
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