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Rancho Rating: **
Director: Alex Sanders

Starring: Anna Mills, Anna Nova, Cheryl Austin, Leanni Lei, Veronica Cain

by Ack Ack Chewahwah

To the best of my knowledge butts don't cum.

Here you have 5 fairly lengthy scenes of some sloppy girls taking it in all their holes. Generally these chicks are of the Courtney Love variety. They begin the evening with their make-up on thick and their dresses on straight and end with their make-up stripped down to their zits and their floppy asses hanging out. Kinda skanky. Flail away if you like that shit. And I know, Courtney is kind of hot. It's because she has star power. There's no star power here. Anna Nova is pretty much the only broad here with any mileage on her and man...there's some mileage on her.

Each scene starts with the girl bent over out the sun. In slow motion you'll see putrid streams of yellow lube poop out of each girls' ass. This instantly did me in. The ladies talk about where they were born, etc. while the poopy lube oozes out. Ug. Them butts is comin'!

Leanni Lei is a little bronze almost-pretty asian who does Alex - no really deep anal. Veronica Cain fucks some black dude. Veronica has cottage cheese butt and a bad tattoo. Anna Nova gets tag teamed by Alex and another guy for medicore results. Sure, there's double anal, but jesus, do you really want to see that? Not pretty. Anna Mills is from Texas and gets manhandled Texas-style (or something). This scene gave me the closest to a boner but not quite. And lastly Cheryl Austin does the usual stunt with her greasy butt.

If you like it nasty and don't mind zits, bad tits, fat and grease then you're in luck here. Otherwise, get a mirror and have a look at your own nasty ass - it's pretty much what's on the screen here and it's free.

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DVD Features Include: photo gallery | behind the scenes | previews

Running Time: 138 minutes | Production Date: 02-06-2003

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 4024 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 03-14-2004

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