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UP AND CUMMERS 121
UP AND CUMMERS 121

-from New Machine

Rancho Rating: **
Director: Randy West

Starring: Amber Rain, Brittney Star, Danni Vespoli

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Well, this DVD is supposed to feature a couple of "up and cumming" stars but unfortunately three out of the four chicks on here will have to return to the street corners because their not going to make any money in this biz. I'm not saying that they are ugly (they are far from it) but they are dreadfully boring to watch. Amber Rain is a descent looking blonde who's been in a few movies but IMO she's as exciting to watch as watching the grass grow. Plus, her personality is somewhat.....ummm. Okay, I'll stop there but take it from me. She's nothing special.

Danni Vespoli is thirty year old who looks like she's seventeen. This brunette is cute as hell and has a nice body but she's like Amber in the performance category. But I wouldn't say that it was entirely all her fault. Her partner Randy West, really doesn't look like he knows what to do with this girl and basically kills any heat that might have occurred. Fortunately, Mr. West redeems himself with superbabe Brittany Star. This flawless blonde really has that star appeal and proves that she's dynamite in bed. This scene made the movie!

There's another shag with some other chick but due to the DVD constantly freezing during this scene, I gave up and decided to not even bother with it. The girl didn't look to be anything memorable anyway.

Overall, Brittany Star is the chick to look forward too in the future. Cya.

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Running Time: 120 minutes

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2524 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 02-13-2004


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