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PLEASE CUM INSIDE ME 16
PLEASE CUM INSIDE ME 16

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Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Randy West

Starring: Alexis Malone, Mandy Bright, Melody Sweet, Nautica

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Well, alright creampie fans, today Mr Randy West is givin’ y’all a special treat- a 4 gal selection of his fave internal gooshots. Since the busy beaver cleaver has about 6,666 of ‘em at his disposal, that’s saying something, ya know?

So, before you get any deeper into it, I just gotta say that just about any DVD featuring Euro-psycho-sexstar Mandy Bright is pretty much worth the dough, cuz this chick is just AMAZING. Not only does she look like something you’d drag outta the jungle- if they had white, Germanic-type people living in jungles- but she fucks like some kinda slavering beast. And although I was kinda put off of her for awhile, after this one anal flick I saw her in where a buncha STUFF- looked like cottage cheese, who knows what it was- accidentally flew out of her ass mid-scene, I knew I’d cave soon as I saw her Viking-like face peering out at me, slightly cross-eyed, on the cover. She’s good in this ‘un, man, with a nice ass-plowing (cheese free, even) followed by a gooey internal vadge splattering that slowly drips all over her winking brown eye. Hell yeah.

The rest are all amateurs in comparison to Mandy, really, but Amer-Asian cutie Nautica has some really FUN lookin’ tits and they bounce along merrily as she eats balls and gets her vagina splashed with man-milk. Melody Sweet’s a big-eyed floozy and she takes two loads- one in the kitty, one in the kisser- and blonde, porn-starry Alexia Malone hops on grand-pop somewhere in there, too.

Verdict? Mandy Bright is bad ass, man. Ain’t ya been listening?

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DVD Features Include: chose your girl | dvd-rom compatible | no regional coding | picture gallery | tons of subchapters | xxx bonus previews


Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 09-02-2003

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 5818 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 02-27-2004


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