by
Sleazegrinder
An impressive display of stunt/freak porn here, as 4 sperm-whores (I don’t usually like to call ‘em whores, but really, is there any other explanation?) guzzle down 10 loads of goo apiece. Down the fuckin’ hatch, full-on swallowing action. Izzat good for yer belly? Dunno, but even if a few o’ the guys squirt meager loads, ten of ’em at once is still, like, a half-pint of milk. Christ, just what has the world come to? How fucking JADED are we gonna get? Plenty jaded, Jack.
Ten loads is hardly a challenge for Ariana Jollee- she’s quite mad, you know- but she’s obviously the go-to gal for this kinda mission, and she slurps down all the ball juice on set like it’s frothy banana milk, AND she still manages to look like yer best friend’s hot kid sister while doing it. Yeah, but does she gargle? Yep. She also makes all manner of truly strange noises- noises you’ve never heard during blowjobs before. Unless you’ve heard BLLUUUBBBLLLUBBBLUBBLBBULLLUUBBB on the end of yr dick before. If so, hat’s off to you, man.
Lisa Marie is heartbreaker cute, and skinny enuff to actually NEED the protein, so no harm no foul, right? Lisa musta sucked 900 miles of cock in her brief life-so-far, ‘cuz the onslaught of goo has no effect on her whatsoever, and she looks like she coulda gone another 50 splurts, no sweat. Sign this ‘un up for the inevitable 100 Man Cum Slam.
Sarah Jordan has an amazing set of big, puffy lips, perfect for this kinda job- amazingly enuff, even with such a large target, half the guys miss, and she ends up with a lotta gunk in her eyes and her platinum blonde hair. At least Sarah acts like she really doesn’t LIKE swallowing jizz all that much, which, after all, is the sane reaction to facial humiliation.
Finally, there’s fat-faced Asian cutie Sabrine Maui, who looks like she’s gonna bite all the dicks in her face off. She doesn’t, tho. Not a bad scene, but she might wanna work on the ‘looking sexy’ angle of her porn career. It is kinda important, Sabrine.
Otherwise, no arguments here, man. Goo geeks rejoice. 10 Man Cum Slam delivers the slimy goods.
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DVD Features Include: animated chapter index | bloopers | digitally remastered for dvd | photo slide show | sex menu
Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 09-03-2003
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 6889 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 02-17-2004
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