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BOOTYLICIOUS BIG PIMPIN
BOOTYLICIOUS BIG PIMPIN

-from JM Productions

Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Me Mo Nasty

Starring: Byron Long, Caramel, Mandy Malone, Mocha, Skky

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by The Warden
It's Black ! It's Anal ! If your into that, this is a quality stroker for ya. I tell ya, my ass hurts after just watching this thing. Downside is the strange sound quality or lack thereof.

The films premise is that these nubian charmers are all whores out on various jobs, or interviews for prospective jobs.

In the first scene all 5'3" & 94 lbs. of Mocha turns into a fucking, sucking little slut machine. She could suck the chrome off a bumper, and for someone so tiny she takes a couple of big dicks in every hole and with great gusto too. She takes 1 in the pink & 1 in the stink at the same time and makes it an orgasmic experience. Well worth buying the DVD, just to see her slurp those cocks with such abandon.

Second vignette shows us a cute little whore by the name of Caramel. She has some damn cute titties.Some good slurpy blow jobs on a couple of players, and then into some more serious anal reaming & D.P.'s Her pooper is pounded so hard that on several occassions you can see way down her bright pink tunnel & see what she had for lunch the day before. Of course the customary anal to b.j. & facial abounds here too.

The third scene is possibly the weakest; mainly 'cause Mandy Malone is basically a tall, skinny whore to begin with. She has ugly little titties & is a squealer to boot. Not the cute little squeals of pleasure mind you, but the nails across the blackboard squeals reminicent of a rabbit being eaten alive, feet first, by a pack of coyotes, type of squealer. Fast forward thru this to the final scene.

In this scene we are introduced to newcummer, SKKY. She is a big boned black beauty with large droopy tits. You know the kind that flapp in the wind when she is fucked from behind. Believe me, they flapp aroiund a lot in this shoot. She also has a large booty, and can wiggle & shake that money-maker onto large chunks of man-meat. Man,Byron Long barely has to move while she fucks his impressive cock with her ass. She also takes his cock fresh from her ass to her mouth without missing a stroke.

Like I said, if your into black on black shagging liberally mixed with earthshaking anal, this movie is for you. Clean up the sound glitches, ditch that ugly scrawny,skank (Mandy Malone) and this easily would be a 5 star...but a 4 star stroker ain't bad either. The Warden

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DVD Features Include: a behind the scenes featutrette | autorepeat | cast biographies | chapter selection | digital clarity | full length featutre | interactive menus | large photo gallery | parental lock | playabel worldwide | subscene breakdown


Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 09-20-2002

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1971 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 03-01-2004


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pornpup (Smut Fan) says:
I totally agree with this review. I had this movie on VHS back in \'04 and I remember it almost exactly as this reviewer wrote it. I\'m thinking of re-purchasing in DVD format since I lost the VHS tape of it. This review helped me to remember just how good a movie it really was. Thanks for the details.



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