Ya, so this is basically your typical "Private Pictures" porno flick. It features the usual gorgeous European whores who just love to take it up their poop shoots no matter how big their partner is. Overall, there's nothing overly spectacular about this DVD but it's OK. It arrived in my mailbox pretty scratched up which as you know, only results in aggravation. I knew a fucked up picture and a lot of skipping was in store for me and as I predicted, that's exactly what I got. SO, I didn't get through every scene but I do know there's a total of six shags with two of them featuring a totally hot blonde who goes by the name of Moonlight. She's got a pretty gay name but she knows how to deliver the goods. To begin, she takes on some random Italian stallion who loves to tongue her anus. They end up getting hot and sweaty on a car for a good amount of time before the dude needs a tighter fit. This is when it gets good. He pounds that ass with no relent until he just can't take anymore and rewards her with a descent sized protein shake.
Moonlight continues her slutty ways with an older gentlemen to finish the movie. This chick should be considered for the next batch of those rimming movies because she goes to town on this dude's ass like nobodies business! The fruitcake moans in delight as she dives in not only with her tongue but also with a finger. And by the looks of it, this isn't the first time he's had his shit pushed in. Very unsettling if you ask me. But w/e, he's the one who's banging this chick while I'm watching it on a television set! Anyway, it's an all anal scene that ends with Moonlight getting some more baby batter on her face.
Ya, so there is one more scene on this thing that didn't feature Moonlight that I got to view. Maria Bellucci opens up the movie with a good hump that could have been great. Seriously, some of the positions are five seconds long! It seems like such a waste but when you think about it, you just gotta thank the gods up above for even letting us see this babe getting her groove on. So, it's all good.
And umm.....that's all I really got to see. I didn't get to see all the action but I know for a fact that every girl on here is a looker. So it should be all pretty good.
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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | bios | chapters | photo gallery | trailers
Running Time: 90 minutes | Production Date: 04-05-2003
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DATE POSTED: 03-08-2004