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ALL ABOUT ASS 8
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-from Visual Images

Rancho Rating: ***
Director: Mark Wood

Starring: Ashley, Cherie, Estelle, Layla

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The second of Mark Wood's efforts that I viewed, All About Ass 8 renewed my hope in Visual Images Productions. Sure, it is really nothing more than a flick of Mark diving straight into some quivering, well-lubed asses, but hey –#151; what a day job and why not watch and wank as he marches some pretty enthusiastic young women off the short plank and onto his cock and balls.

The flick sports a high production value, attractive models and some fine ass plundering. Tissues littered the floor like so much recently fallen snow and I rewound the tape more than once to enjoy the moments over and over and over again. I find myself saying this often, but this video is pretty cut and dry, but even then it suits my tastes at the moment.

Mark either has an odd eye for décor, or a subtle eye for sardonic wit as most of the flick is shot under the watchful eyeless sockets of a Jolly Roger flag (for those of you lacking this wry wit, think butt-pirate). Each young starlet-in-the-making get keel-hauled on the sofa with not much more than some introductory dialogue/cursory introductions. Briefly mentioned in the subtitles, the film features foreign women, though in this day and age I don't find that a huge selling point –#151; every porn flick I see has some 'fugee from Eastern Europe, Russia, France or fucking Canada. What does get my attention is that the ass-fucking went on and on with Mark doing his patriotic duty and these women knew how to take it! (Maybe there is something to say about those not raised in a residually Puritanical former English colony). My rating –#151; three Kleenexes.

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DVD Features Include: full length feature | playable worldwide | interactive menus | large photo gallery | behind the scenes featurette | chapter selections | subchapters


Running Time: 90 minutes | Production Date: 02-23-2002

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3792 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 11-27-2002


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