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THE PRIVATE LIFE OF SOPHIE EVANS
THE PRIVATE LIFE OF SOPHIE EVANS

-from Private Pictures

Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Private

Starring: Sophie Evans

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I'm not really sure why someone would choose Sophie Evans to focus on. She really doesn't do much for me. She looks kind of like a corn fed Wyoming girl who's gone on a successful diet and lost 25 or 30 pounds. She's anything but ugly, but still... I'd rather watch someone who's ten hundred percent hotter in every scene.

This flick is from private, so you can be sure that you'll see more than your fair share of uncut cocks, and quite a few strange angles that you wouldn't expect from American porn. It's also a best of film, so everything in it is glorious, and there is absolutely no plot to wade through.

The best scene takes place in a dungeon with drippy and moany sounds coming from somewhere behind your right ear. There's a guy wearing bondage gear and a mask with a cock coming out of it's mouth. Sophie sucks it right after she takes it in the twat from a dildo on the end of a broomstick that's been converted into a pitchfork that was only minutes ago used for stirring a bubbling pot of dry ice.

There's also a dude going down on another chick and spitting in her cooch while some other chick licks and sucks on anything she can find, including the horns of Sophie's Catwoman helmet.

My God. This scene is great. I'm not even much of a leather fetishist, but the wetness and dildos make this all worthwhile.

There are many, many other scenes on this disc, and they're all outstanding and feature Sophie, but I'll not ruin the surprises in store for you when you buy this disc.

There's another disc as well, and it's really great. We have hundreds of photos of Sophie from magazines and movies, movie trailers and move info pages.

I dunno what it costs retail, but it's worth owning this one. I think it's gonna make a home in my personal collection.

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DVD Features Include: digital stereo sound | direct access to chapters | fully interactive menus | parental lock | production notes | trailers


Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3459 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 06-17-2002


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Jazzman (Smut Fan) says:
Sophie Evans is an all-time great, who always looks like she\'s into it, but not all her best work is here. Still some great anal and facials for Sophie fans.

Jazzman gives this movie 4



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