Kick Ass give ya the idea that this is gonna be the sloppiest jizz jar flick ever, like these chicks are just gonna have goo drippin’ outta their vadges like leaky faucets or something, and even though I have no idea what that particular appeal is- I mean, have you ever WANTED to be 5th man in on a sloppy seconds cumtrain?- it’s still not the goo-fest ya might think. Which is ok, cuz the goo-fest YOU’RE imagining, ya weirdo, would probably make me retch. Sure, the pies get creamed, but that’s the thing about pussies- by design, they suck up a lot of semen. But whatever. This is already sounded too much like a gyno exam.
Vic Sinister is from Germany or somewhere- bit of a marble-mouthed accent on her- and she’s skinny, with goth-girl black hair. She’s the worst stripper ever, as evidenced by the get-to-know-your-hole- bit, but she does a pretty good job at not splitting at the seams when 5 guys gang bang her and gum up her pussy. 4 guys in she squeezes her pussy lips together like she’s wringing out laundry, which looks like it hurts. Bubbles of cum squirt out. Ugh.
Cute blonde Brit Scarlet Haze and butterface chica Rio both get the same treatment here, but gangbang flicks lose me quick on account of their being a little too much man ass in the mix at any given time to do me much good, ya know? But hey, if you like a screen fulla man ass and pussies bubbling over with rancid semen, well, here’s yr new favorite dirty picture. And when I say “dirty”, I mean that literally. These chicks musta been scraping cumflakes outta their holes for a week after this one.
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DVD Features Include: animated chapter index | digitally remestared for dvd | photo slide show | previews
Running Time: 90 minutes | Production Date: 07-23-2003
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DATE POSTED: 03-12-2004