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Sleazegrinder
The only huge back end around her belongs to you, Ron!” (cue rim-shot)
Ron Jeremy pretends to direct a tit movie gone-awry here. Blonde-azon Kelly Erikson thinks this is her big break, but budget-crunching Ron Jeremy crushes her dreams time and time again, and mostly just tells her stuff like “Get me a plate of lasagna, willya, honey?”
anyway, that’s the plot, but who’s here for plot, right? The meat of the matter is that statuesque Erikson is gorgeous and has giant tits, and she has a cuppla hot fuck n’ sucks here, as well as a wallop of a screamy, creamy lesbo lickfest with top heavy Jewell Marceau. Vicky Vette has a sweaty fuck scene and says “I want you to give me a cumbath!” The fella does. Brittany Skye is rock hard and fucks like a biker chick. Ava Devine has gotta be pushin’ 45, looks like Peggy Bundy with crazy basketball tits, and gets fucked in the ass by a grunting Jeremy. It’s all pretty enjoyable, ya know, ‘cept maybe for Mr. jelly belly’s climactic gruntathon, and if ya skip over all the ‘jokes’, there’s a whole lotta stroke-potential here, if yer a big phony tits fan.
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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | chapter index | photo gallery | preview trailers | web site access
Running Time: 90 minutes | Production Date: 08-12-2003
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3455 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 04-30-2004
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