The sex lives of ambulance drivers is what we're dealin' with, here. I know a few ambulance drivers, and lemme tell you - they are crazed, pill-popping, miserable wretches who wallow in gore and blood and despair all day. They do not fuck, they twitch and drink themselves to death. But I digress.
In Code Blue, they're macho and hunky and have vanilla sex with porn stars, including the stunning - and tiny-titted- Dominica Leoni, big-assed Lauren Phoenix, and too-cute Dani Woodward. Good for them. All the fuck scenes are accompanied by loud faux jazz, and are meant to look like a Playboy video. I am sure you want some kinda blow-by-blow about who fucked who, but I'm not gonna give it to you, because I just don't wanna look at this thing anymore. And, unless yr 14 and have no access to any other kinda porn whatsoever, neither will you, probably. Pretty fuckin' lame, Fred.
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DVD Features Include: 2 bonus scenes | dvd-rom video | full motion chapter indexing | no regional coding | photo gallery | web access
Running Time: 90 minutes | Production Date: 11-11-2003
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DATE POSTED: 05-07-2004