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Rancho Rating: **
Director: James Avalon

Starring: Aria, Dani Woodward, Jasmine Lynn, Monica Sweetheart, Sabrina Snow

by Sleazegrinder

This one has several of yer fave porn stars in it, one of which (Jasmine Lynn, naturally) even gets ass-banged and DP’d. However, it’s story-oriented ‘couples’ porn that makes femme-friendly concessions at every turn (do YOU wanna watch two shirtless muscle dudes rake leaves?) and bathes all it’s starlets in warm, amber glows, and if it weren’t for the occasional spurting penis, you might forget that yer watching porn at all. Personally, if I wanted a fuckin’ soap opera, I’d go stick my finger up the maid’s ass and warn her not to tell anybody. You know?

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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | bonus scene | chapter search | digital clarity | dvd-rom compatible | no regional coding | photogallery | trailers | web trailer

Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 08-26-2004

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3980 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 07-15-2004

Reader comments

Sleazegrinder (Superboss) says:
Man, I write the greatest reviews ever.

JR (Lazy Leader) says:
Yes. You truly do.

teodoro rara (Smut Fan) says:
its very good but it need more sensational action

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