Everybody knows that when you're a world-class competitive swimmmer you spend all your time doing nude aerobics on the lawn with the other girls, having huge sweaty orgies in the weight room, maoing on your team-mates shaved (no drag in the water!) bajingos and, of course, doling out BJs to all your coaches. Private has brought this accurate vision of the Olympic swimmer's world straight to your DVD player with Victoria's Wet Secret.
My goal in watching this movie was to find out what lanaguage the original soundtrack was filmed in. I failed. It's not in Spanish. It's not in French. I think some of it might be in English. No matter what lanaguage you watch this in, SOMETHING will be dubbed. But, whatever. There's very little plot to get in the way of the sex, just the occasional voice-overs in between the poking and porking. In at least 3 or the 6 scenes here someone is watching the sex happen in a voyeuristic style, either from around the corner, through a hole in the wall, etc. So that might be a good thing if you're looking for a mainstream porno flick that brings a slight voyeur element into the scenes.
The girls are unfalliably hot as with all Private movies. You'll have a hard time telling all the blondes apart and I didn't even bother trying to seperate them. They're all hot, have nice vaginas and generally tend to stick things in their asses 2/3 of the way through any and every scene. Just like in all Private movies. If you're a fan of Private, you won't be dissapointed - it's their usual fare here.
Overall you get 6 sex scenes ranging from a girl/guy scene to a lesbian scene with a dildo to the afore-mentioned big ol' weight room gang bang which brings not one, but 2 simultaneous double penetrations to the table. That's a double double penetration I guess. The covergirl Niki Belucci doesn't get banged until the final scene but she's hot, has a smooth snizz and will make you happy. None of the scenes are real duds but there is that Private artificial quality that prevades it all so be awares.
I give this a rock solid 3. Not gonna blow your mind, but you're gonna blow your wad if you sit there and pay attention.
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DVD Features Include: interview with the director | trailers | photobook | bios | production notes
Running Time: 99 minutes | Production Date: 04-05-2003
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DATE POSTED: 05-11-2004
Ricwilli (Producer) says:
Good review! A note, all Private movies are now shot in English and dubbed or sub-titled into other languages. We have some US shot movies coming out in July (Delilah by Michael Raven) and August (Cadillac Highway by Axel Braun and A Woman\'s Ass is a Beautiful Thing by Skeeter Kerkove...HOT!!)
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Ricwilli gives this movie 5
Gandy (Smut Fan) says:
the language is Hungarian