Nobody digs Skeeter's anal nightmares more n' I do, but even yr old pal Sleaze could use a little variety once in a while. It's hard to fault the cat, I mean, he's got this sphincter-stretching gag DOWN, but this has got to be the dozenth (yes, I did just make that up) time I've witnessed this particular formula. Skeet parades a buncha too-gorgeous starlets in leather and latex around in his backyard, says stuff like "God bless your blackened soul" to 'em, and then films them getting their asses blasted with cock. Oh, and they also suck dick while grabbing their ankles. It's a theme.
The assy talent on display here is top-notch, including Skeet's own wife, the blazingly good looking Bridgette Kerkove, my new favorite-porn-star-of-all-time Jamie Brooks, who looks like every blonde, big-titted heavy metal party-hearty ex-girlfriend that dopy guys like yrself call up drunk at 3 AM and beg to come back, cute lil Thai-tramp Lyla Lei, who's lack of tits is more then made up for with sheer sleazy enthusiasm, and new-to-me dirty white girl, big-assed Sabre. Monster-faced tragedy Melanie is here too, but...let's just say that it's entirely fitting that the chick's got a dog collar around her neck.
There's some crazed anal-bead hijinks on this one to spice things up, but otherwise it's pretty by-the-book. Hot stuff, sure, but unless you've never seen a Skeet-flick before then, well, you've seen this one before.
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DVD Features Include: auto restart | digitally remastered | dvd rom compatible | no regional coding
Running Time: 110 minutes | Production Date: 06-01-2004
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DATE POSTED: 07-01-2004