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Rancho Rating: ***
Director: Marty Zion

Starring: Bella Star, Charlie Laine, Charmane, Kelly Kline, Shy Love, Srah Blake, Taylor Rain

by Sleazegrinder

This is one of those flicks that looks soft, but is actually hard. There are cheeses like that, too. Basically, it features this crazy set with a tank of water and fake rowboats and girls with angel wings. Sometimes the angels fuck some dudes, and sometimes each other, but always, there is incessant Euro-disco blaring away on the soundtrack. It is supposed to be art, but being porn, it is actually very far way from art. It does look swell, tho. I couldn’t get a hard-on with a hammerblow while that fuckin’ awful music was drilling into my skull, but that’s what the mute button’s for. Um, so, file this under pseudo-art porn, if it’s your job to file these things.

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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | original music | previews | slideshow

Running Time: 110 minutes | Production Date: 11-23-2004

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3418 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 07-10-2004

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