Sometimes there's just too much screwing around (and not enough screwing) for me to get into Shane's World movies these days, but #33 delivers with an emphasis on balls-flopping fucking and a party atmosphere (as usual, but here it seems to cut more to the chase). Wow, two sets of parenthesises on that first sentence. Anyway, there are many highlights here, particularly Boo Delicious' first scene on camera and Calli's final scene on camera. Whether or not either of these claims will turn out to be true is irrelevant as far as you're concerned since you're going to enjoy every minute of this DVD.
Calli leads the charge for the most part and while she's not the perfect goddess by porn standards (a little chunky perhaps, and I say that in the nicest possible way) she brings with her a charged sensuality that even a handful of her supporting babes can't manage. She just seems like a fun, nice person.
The movie kicks off with Alexis and Tony Pounds. Alexis gives him some pleasant head and gets pleasantly blushed from the boffing. Then it's on to Texxx and Natasha, a blonde with braces. Texxx is a new guy on the Shane's scene, a lanky dude who's always wearing a "Holy shit, I can't believe this is happening to me" expression on his face, which is kinda fun. They 69 and he wips out his big ol' penis and sticks it in Natasha's clean, pierced snizzamajizz. Things happen. There's a big load.
Scene 3 is Boo's first scene on camera. She talks a bunch before the fucking about what's going to happen and how she feels about it. The fuck itself isn't particularly great (a one-on-one with a guy) but Boo is adorable as always and fun to watch. And she's got pigtails. Fourth, we have Fiona Bones and Clark Kent. Calli arrives to get them drunk because the segments called "Drunk Sex." The two apparently hold their liquor well becaue niether got as drunk as I'd hoped. I wanted sloppy falling on the floor, aborted sex, but it ends up being a rather typical, watchable fuckfest with Fiona closing her eyes and uttering nary a peep. A little drunken sailor talk would have been funny, but alas...
And lastly there's a super orgy scene involving Texxx, Kurt Lockwood (who gets a real workout...don't know how he managed to do all that shit), Ashley Long, Calli, Flick, and Annabelle. There's every permutation of sex you could imagine here excluding anal. Plenty of oral, threesomes, even a strap-on. All the girls come several times by the looks of it and Calli is has a squirting orgasm that everyone cheers on. Great scene and a great finale for Calli.
So, there you go. I give this a 5. There are no real duds for scenes and there are plenty of reasons to buy this if you see a good price. Great extras too inculding a Porn Star at Home with Flick and extended party footage.
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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | pornstar at home with flick | cast bios | photo gallery
Running Time: 105 minutes | Production Date: 08-01-2003
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DATE POSTED: 07-05-2004