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DEEP IN CREAM 5
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Rancho Rating: ***
Director: Alex Ladd

Starring: Britney Madison, Britney Skye, Corina Taylor, Jordan StylesAudrey Leigh, Selena Silver

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Creampie time. It goes like this: Selena Silver’s big ‘ol ass foams nicely as a load of lumpy gravy boils away in there, after a heated anal-thumbing. Her hair is a fuckin’ disaster, tho.

Stoner rock bitch Corina Taylor (she’s in the new Monster Magnet video for 2 seconds) bugs her eyes out even more than usual as she sucks off some fat fucker with a Marvin the Martian tattoo. Eventually, he cums in her pussy, and she digs it out with her fingernails. The deposit is so chunky – like a friggin’ clam floating in chowder- that I nearly gagged.

The impressively curvy Poppy Morgan- who’s wearing a wedding ring, for that classy look – rides her rocketman reverse cowgirl, then jumps off at just the right moment, so’s you can see a sluice of semen pour out of her baboon-red asshole.

Skinny, baby-faced Jordan Styles fucks some guy who looks like an extra from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I kept expecting him to donkeypunch her or mebbe bite her lip off, but all he does is leave half a pint of cum in her teenage pussy.

Audrey Leigh has a decent masturbation scene before her runny climax, and Britneys Madison and Skye finish this off with a, yeah, CREAMy, anal-centric three way goofest. Solid if yr into it, a queasy motherfucker if you’re not.

Does DEEP IN CREAM 5 sound like it's right up your alley? Buy it on DVD


DVD Features Include: 2 hours | 6 scenes | behind the scenes | motion chapters | photo gallery | trailers


Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 04-10-2004

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2981 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 07-31-2004


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