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Rancho Rating: **
Director: Gunt\'Hard Gang

Starring: Joan Cruise, Lara Stevens, Mia Panther, Rita Faltoyano

by Sleazegrinder

Yeesh. Really gauzy looking Euro-porn with lots of slo-mo cock sucking and fancy flash-edits. The girls are all GREAT looking, but the style-over-substance of this one kept putting me to sleep, flaccid American thrill-seeking dick still in hand. I had great hopes for this one cuz it was directed by "The Gunt'Hard Gang (!), but I dunno, maybe the Gunthards are a buncha metrosexuals. Even yr girl might think this is too puffball.

Does START ME UP sound like it's right up your alley? Buy it on DVD

DVD Features Include: photo gallery | trailer

Running Time: 75 minutes | Production Date: 05-05-2003

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1916 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 10-04-2004

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