by
Sleazegrinder
I think the blurb on the back cover says it all here, man: “Starring 10 of the hottest stars on ’79!” Dude, even I was only 10 in 1979, so you know this one is VINTAGE.
Randy West and Kevin James (not the King of Queens) bang a bevy of blondes and brunettes, all of ‘em with tragic haircuts and stock porn movie costumes. Like the assy, raven-haired lass, for example, who wears a crotch-free French maid outfit and gets pussy-clobbered but good. Is she shaved? Oh fuck no, man, shaving was not invented yet. Tanning, either. There’s a plumber in there too, as well as proto-Valley Girl lesbos in garish dayglo dresses with garish dayglo dildos. And it's all shot on actual FILM.
I’m pretty sure I was watching, like, 'Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park' when this one hit the raincoat theaters, so I feel a little disconnected, but it ends with a robust (and hairy) anal freak-for-all, so what the hell, I managed to squeeze out a little late 70’s lust anyway. As always, Suze’s camera is artful and tasteful (not that I require – or encourage – good taste), and it was pretty compelling to see a buncha obscure 70’s fuckdolls ushering in the video age with asses in the air. I betcha they’re all moms now, and will be fuckin’ HORRIFIED to hear ol’ Suze’s releasing these on DVD. Your torment will never end, sweet mama.
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DVD Features Include: trailers
Running Time: 84 minutes | Production Date: 1979/2004
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2435 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 10-05-2004
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