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Rancho Rating: ***
Director: N/A

Starring: Hanna, Ira, Ola, Olga, Tatiana

by Sleazegrinder

Something about this weird DVD that I really liked, man. It’s hypnotic. It’s an ultra-low budget collection of 5 big-titted Ruskie girls, with bushy bushes and ample hips, all masturbating, without rhythm or passion, on a plain white motel bed. None of ‘em orgasm. In fact, none of them look like they really know how. It’s like some kind of Russian girl purgatory, or something. As far as the ‘action’ goes, there’s very little. One of the chicks takes a shower. That’s about it. It’s like an art film with dildos.

I dunno. I kept expecting SOMETHING to happen, but nothing ever did. Still, the poor girls all look so downtrodden, that I think we all oughta try and masturbate to this outta pity, if nothing else. Ready, fellas? Stroke!

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DVD Features Include: previews | slideshow

Running Time: 70 minutes | Production Date: 04-04-2006

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2432 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 09-09-2004

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