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ORGASMATIC
ORGASMATIC

-from Seymoure Butts Home Movies

Rancho Rating: ***
Director: Seymore Butts

Starring: Alisha Klass, Haili Ashton, JOrdan McNight, Ruby, Samantha Stylie, Taylor Hayes, Vanessa Chase

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It’s a love story, so, between a girl and a machine. The Sybian is this dildo on a saddle attached to some wires that like, shocks chick’s pussies. At the start of this one, Seymore is showing it off to some of his regulars (I'm not too familiar with the girls o' Butt, but I believe they appear in the order the box lists them, which would make them Klass, Stylie, and Aston), and they go, “Remember Ruby? She fuckin’ broke this thing!” and then, quite cinematically, they flashback to Ruby, a snaggle-toothed silicone queen who thrashes around on the machine, yelping like she’s been shot.

Then Seymore’s current girls ride it. Then they shove stuff up their asses. Then Seymore flashes back to some other chick (Chase?), this one with a seriously hairy bush, who rides the thing some more.

And that’s basically the pattern here, like 2 hours of this stuff. The girls go CRAZY when they’re on it – bush girl goes “Ah! I…can’t…breathe!” – but as son as they’re done, they can’t wait to ride on it again. This Sybian thing could easily make dudes obsolete, so mebbe they shouldn’t advertise it so effectively here. Anyway, if it turns you on to see girls REALLY turned on (You know, like if yr sensitive or something), then this one will really give a ya a buzz. Jolt. Jump. Whatever.

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DVD Features Include: bonus scene | direct access to chapters | interactive menu | playable worldwide | trailers


Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 02-16-2004

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2359 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 09-20-2004


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