Christ, this blitzkrieg, kill-for-thrills ass-fucking flick is like molten lava. I mean, ití just pours the shit ON, baby. The secret sauce here is the amazing all-scar cast on deck- these chicks are butthole superstars of the highest order, and although thereís a good chance theyíll all be in diapers by the time they reach 30, what price is incontinence, when youíve reached such spectacular heights of anal decadence?
Growly psycho-girl Ariana Jollee, who I would hire to kill somebody, if I needed such a deed done, is becoming some kinda double-anal cult figure, and you get just such a perf here. Look deep in Ariís eyes here. The girl has GONE SOMEWHERE, and she ainít coming back. Hardcore, man. Fuckiní ferocious.
Then thereís Brit-beauty Jamie Brooks, whoís got the best-ever narco-smile and thousand yard stare, and a truly generous, inviting ass. She gets DPíd, deeply anal-ized, and glazed but good. Stellar.
Headlining act numba 3 goes to Dana Vespoli, a half-Asian exotic curve-queen whoís ass is just flat-out show-stopping. I bet cars crash every time she strolls down the avenue. She does an anal masturbation trick here with a giant glass dildo before crawling on over to some Euro-dick who slams that $2,000 booty into submission. Hell yes.
Skinny Latina Lena Julliet and petite cutie Gia Jordan are the back-up buttgirls, and they have solid ass-bangs too, but who wants to read Green Arrow when thereís a new Superman, right? Right. Anyway, by definition, there really canít be a SECOND ďAnalgeddonĒ, but I betcha theyíll do one anyway. Iíll be first in line, man. Super-duper anal mayhem here. Donít miss it.
Does ANALGEDDON sound like it's
right up your alley?
While we get that in stock check out other Porno flicks like it at our
DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | cum shot recap | dvd/rom compatible | no region coding | photo gallery | stereo sound | website access
Running Time: 100 minutes | Production Date: 02-18-2004
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 5554 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 09-14-2004