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ANALGEDDON
ANALGEDDON

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Rancho Rating: *****
Director: Julian

Starring: Ariana Jollee, Dana Vespoli, Gia Jordan, Jamie Brooks, Lena Julliette

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Christ, this blitzkrieg, kill-for-thrills ass-fucking flick is like molten lava. I mean, it’ just pours the shit ON, baby. The secret sauce here is the amazing all-scar cast on deck- these chicks are butthole superstars of the highest order, and although there’s a good chance they’ll all be in diapers by the time they reach 30, what price is incontinence, when you’ve reached such spectacular heights of anal decadence?

Growly psycho-girl Ariana Jollee, who I would hire to kill somebody, if I needed such a deed done, is becoming some kinda double-anal cult figure, and you get just such a perf here. Look deep in Ari’s eyes here. The girl has GONE SOMEWHERE, and she ain’t coming back. Hardcore, man. Fuckin’ ferocious.

Then there’s Brit-beauty Jamie Brooks, who’s got the best-ever narco-smile and thousand yard stare, and a truly generous, inviting ass. She gets DP’d, deeply anal-ized, and glazed but good. Stellar.

Headlining act numba 3 goes to Dana Vespoli, a half-Asian exotic curve-queen who’s ass is just flat-out show-stopping. I bet cars crash every time she strolls down the avenue. She does an anal masturbation trick here with a giant glass dildo before crawling on over to some Euro-dick who slams that $2,000 booty into submission. Hell yes.

Skinny Latina Lena Julliet and petite cutie Gia Jordan are the back-up buttgirls, and they have solid ass-bangs too, but who wants to read Green Arrow when there’s a new Superman, right? Right. Anyway, by definition, there really can’t be a SECOND “Analgeddon”, but I betcha they’ll do one anyway. I’ll be first in line, man. Super-duper anal mayhem here. Don’t miss it.

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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | cum shot recap | dvd/rom compatible | no region coding | photo gallery | stereo sound | website access


Running Time: 100 minutes | Production Date: 02-18-2004

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 5369 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 09-14-2004


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