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Rancho Rating: **
Director: Jerome Tanner

Starring: Amathiest Stone, Chris Cannon, Dillon, Flick Shagwell, Frank Bukkwyd, George Kaplan, Hannah Harper, Lee Stone, Nikko Night, Paris, Steve Holmes

by Henry S. Thumper

Weak premise but, hells bells, this IS porn! A "mysterious curator" leads a "sexy young runaway" through an abandoned art gallery and into some butt wild and nasty scenarios. Hannah Harper's hot and Paris is one pounding palpitator.

The high point of this one comes (Hah!) in the final scene which takes place in a padded cell--two nurses administering to the needs of one male patient. Too bad producer/director Jerome Tanner didn't use the guy in the straight jacket! I miss the good old Ron Jeremy/Linda Lovelace days when porn stars looked more like people then untouchable Hollywood celebs. And think of all the bondage fun of having two babes working over a straight-jacketed, half bald nut case. Tanner opted for another grunting muscle boy. Well, maybe next time.

Does GALLERY OF SIN 5 sound like it's right up your alley?

While we get that in stock check out other Porno flicks like it at our General Store.

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2563 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 08-29-2003

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