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FRAGILE
FRAGILE

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Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Michael Ninn

Starring: Anna Karin, Anna Kristal, Daniel DeCarlo, Erica Vachs, Laura Capri, Leslie, Lothar, Mario Rossi, Marrakesh, Monica Daniels

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Mr. Ninn runs a handful of girls through his porn equation for slightly above average results in Fragile. The equation, for those of you not familiar with his often artsy adult films, is as follows: Girl + Slow motion glamour shots + Girl masturbating + Dude fucks Girl in her sniz and besniz = cumshot from multiple angles. Sorry, that was a lame equation. I never claimed to be a math whiz. I'm a jizz whiz.

New girl Anna Karin holds up the film pretty nicely, since she's, uh, pretty. Dark haired, cutting eyes and a vagina that looks like it has nothing to do with urination or child birth. It's just very, uh, pretty. All the vaginas here are clean and beautiful. Maybe this is some vision of the future.

You'll get five scenes, four of which involve anal to some degree. The only non-anal scene is three mewling women (Anna, Laura and Marrakesh) on a stairwell. The other scenes involve the above formula for eventual splattering, most of which takes place is semi-exotic locales (Ninn's usual assortment of battered concrete and flowing tapestries). It's sorta artsy, it's sorta hazy and all the girls get run through the fleshy woodsplitter. So, that's OK.

Nothing too out of the blue to report - don't rent it if you don't like anal...though maybe if you're interested in seeing some very clean, not too rough anal. Then you're set.

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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | photo gallery


Running Time: 123 minutes | Production Date: 06-12-2004

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3036 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 03-08-2005


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